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Cain

#420
March 11, 2019, 06:52:31 PM
Then why do my co-workers keep on insisting that I watch it?

I just keep on telling them to beat it.  Just beat it.

Trivial

#421
March 11, 2019, 07:02:37 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 11, 2019, 06:52:31 PM
Then why do my co-workers keep on insisting that I watch it?

I just keep on telling them to beat it.  Just beat it.

:crankey:
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

IntentionallyLeftBlank

#422
March 11, 2019, 07:13:51 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 11, 2019, 06:52:31 PM
Then why do my co-workers keep on insisting that I watch it?

I just keep on telling them to beat it.  Just beat it.

It's like talking to the man in the mirror with these people some times...
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Doktor Howl

#423
March 12, 2019, 12:14:56 AM
I thought I had the worst job in the world, only it's the second-worst job in the world.  I know this because I was just offered a job that makes my current job look morally okay.
Molon Lube

Cain

#424
March 12, 2019, 12:32:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2019, 12:14:56 AM
I thought I had the worst job in the world, only it's the second-worst job in the world.  I know this because I was just offered a job that makes my current job look morally okay.

But you're not a lawyer?

Doktor Howl

#425
March 12, 2019, 05:42:53 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 12, 2019, 12:32:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2019, 12:14:56 AM
I thought I had the worst job in the world, only it's the second-worst job in the world.  I know this because I was just offered a job that makes my current job look morally okay.

But you're not a lawyer?

"Industrial intelligence analyst."
Molon Lube

LMNO

#426
March 12, 2019, 05:47:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2019, 05:42:53 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 12, 2019, 12:32:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2019, 12:14:56 AM
I thought I had the worst job in the world, only it's the second-worst job in the world.  I know this because I was just offered a job that makes my current job look morally okay.

But you're not a lawyer?

"Industrial intelligence analyst."

:omg:

Doktor Howl

#427
March 12, 2019, 05:52:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 12, 2019, 05:47:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2019, 05:42:53 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 12, 2019, 12:32:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2019, 12:14:56 AM
I thought I had the worst job in the world, only it's the second-worst job in the world.  I know this because I was just offered a job that makes my current job look morally okay.

But you're not a lawyer?

"Industrial intelligence analyst."

:omg:

I don't even like the job description.  But it appeals to me anyway.
Molon Lube

Cain

#428
March 12, 2019, 06:27:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2019, 05:42:53 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 12, 2019, 12:32:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2019, 12:14:56 AM
I thought I had the worst job in the world, only it's the second-worst job in the world.  I know this because I was just offered a job that makes my current job look morally okay.

But you're not a lawyer?

"Industrial intelligence analyst."

Close enough.  Doing a discovery is just legal spying.

Doktor Howl

#429
March 12, 2019, 07:37:36 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 12, 2019, 06:27:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2019, 05:42:53 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 12, 2019, 12:32:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2019, 12:14:56 AM
I thought I had the worst job in the world, only it's the second-worst job in the world.  I know this because I was just offered a job that makes my current job look morally okay.

But you're not a lawyer?

"Industrial intelligence analyst."

Close enough.  Doing a discovery is just legal spying.

Most of it's not even that cool, really.  It's mostly watching markets and seeing what goes plonk and why.
Molon Lube

Trivial

#430
March 13, 2019, 06:35:38 PM
 :magick:  Facebook down!
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Cain

#431
March 13, 2019, 06:44:06 PM
Ah, I was about to ask if it was down or if I was banned

I will just have to share my Jacob Wohl news here https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1105688835336388608

chaotic neutral observer

#432
March 13, 2019, 06:59:46 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 13, 2019, 06:44:06 PM
Ah, I was about to ask if it was down or if I was banned

I will just have to share my Jacob Wohl news here https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1105688835336388608
From the screenshot of that guy's alt:
"Hater of racists, homophones, and bigots."
:lulz:
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Trivial

#433
March 13, 2019, 07:00:30 PM
It's back  :argh!:
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Cain

#434
March 13, 2019, 07:33:47 PM
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