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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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To the fairest of them all!

Started by LustOfTheWired, September 26, 2019, 08:50:47 AM

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Faust

#1
September 26, 2019, 09:07:48 AM
Thanks buddy, it's nice to feel appreciated
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Doktor Howl

#2
September 26, 2019, 02:41:41 PM
Quote from: LustOfTheWired on September 26, 2019, 08:50:47 AM
https://youtu.be/1F19h3OHG6k

You're supposed to roll it into a room full of rivals.  It doesn't work if there are no rivals.
Molon Lube

LMNO

#3
September 26, 2019, 03:21:12 PM

altered

#4
September 26, 2019, 04:59:57 PM
It's more accurate to say that everyone here is mortal enemies with everyone else, we just all realize we're piss stained and covered in warts. No one wants it.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

LMNO

#5
September 26, 2019, 05:43:37 PM
In that case.

Doktor Howl

#6
September 26, 2019, 05:59:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 26, 2019, 05:43:37 PM
In that case.

A friend is just an enemy that has not yet had sufficient incentive to fuck you over.
Molon Lube

Fujikoma

#7
September 26, 2019, 06:34:11 PM
Sadly, Howl has it right on this one. I don't have friends, just a list of people I haven't fucked over, yet.

hooplala

#8
September 27, 2019, 01:07:08 PM
wtf is this shit
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Fujikoma

#9
September 27, 2019, 01:16:37 PM
Someone did some dumb shit with a golden apple. Yeah, us really real discordians know better than to invoke the wrath of the goddess.

Cramulus

#10
September 27, 2019, 02:13:42 PM
Yo where did you get that gorgeous golden apple though??

also, after you finished filming, did you pick it up, or leave it somewhere in public? I gotta know.  :fnord:

Grapes

#11
September 28, 2019, 02:54:58 AM
I was expecting you to throw it while yelling yeet. I am disappointed.

Fujikoma

#12
September 28, 2019, 04:14:14 AM
I bet he left it there, that's why the world is going nuts.

Fujikoma

#13
September 28, 2019, 04:15:17 AM
Also Grapes? I see you and I know what you're doing, you've lost the element of surprise.

Grapes

#14
September 28, 2019, 04:23:00 AM
That's cool.
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