THA CHEF MANIFESTO, OR EULOGY FOR THA "GOOD" REV.

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

alright people...

he was the same person behind the posts ... still is.

but what is going on here is that one persona is gone.

we are stuck with Chef.

chef and roger may have come from the same mind but are different entities ( yoda and grover may sound alike and be controled by the same muppeteer but do not confuse the two characters or yoy may find yourself contemplating the spiritual signifigance of the wors "near" and "far") we may be dealing with a creature that has a portion of himself that want's to teach in an here's an examplefrom my life format... but all we are going to get is the stark fist of removal out of him now.

A sharp stick in the eye.

a oil soaked poker sat aflame with the sharpened pointy end ready to impel our tight little assholes.

I for one am ready.

he can call down his trolls... his mindless minions and his abusive autoshop mechanics... none of the changes the fact that we are going to die and that tn=his little online drama isn't important.

I mourn not for the good rev because he was a part of the show...just like I put on a show... and oh yes.... we all do it.

the only thing that I regret from the rev being gone is that I never truely earned an insult from him.

I get them from the Chef all the time... hell the chef is a master of the blanket insult... with the rev you knew it was meant just to you.

he took the time and it showed.

I know its too late for this...




*lifts his glass to the air*

Fuckwad.

[Chef]

alright people...

he was the same person behind the posts ... still is.

but what is going on here is that one persona is gone.

we are stuck with Chef.

chef and roger may have come from the same mind but are different entities

SOMEBODY FINALLY GOT IT.

THE REV IS GONE, AND HE AIN'T COMING BACK.  REJOICE, PEOPLE.  NO MORE INSIPID RANTS AND MORALITY STORIES.  NO MORE 8,000,000 PART SERIES, AND NO MORE STUPID FUCKING SERMONS.

BEST OF ALL, NO MORE REV IGNORING ME WHEN I WANT TO HAVE FUN.

CHEF D,
YOU WANTED CHEF, YOU GOT HIM.

[Horab Fibslager]

pull yourself together and stop n00biating yourself man!


well if you're going to be like that, then why not go away altogether?

[Chef]

pull yourself together and stop n00biating yourself man!


well if you're going to be like that, then why not go away altogether?

DON'T BE HATIN', SON!
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CHEF D,
IS ONLY GIVING YOU WHAT YOU WANTED.

[Horab Fibslager]

funny, i don;t ever think i said to myself "today i want a side of roger makign an idiot of himself at others' expense"

i spose your gonan say i'm making you act like a n00b?

i thought free persons understood the weight of responsibility mroe than others.

but then i wouldn't understand as i'm only a knuckledragger like the rest of us eh?

[Chef]

funny, i don;t ever think i said to myself "today i want a side of roger makign an idiot of himself at others' expense"

i spose your gonan say i'm making you act like a n00b?

i thought free persons understood the weight of responsibility mroe than others.

HAW HAW, WRONG AGAIN.

YOU'RE NOT VERY...BRIGHT, ARE YOU, SON?

CHEF D,
KNOWS YOU RODE THE LITTLE BUS.

[Cain]

*yawns*

[Pedero]

fnord

[Chef]

fnord

YOU USED THE WORD "NOOBS".

AND I HAD SUCH HIGH HOPES FOR YOU, SON.

[Pedero]

AND I HAD SUCH HIGH HOPES FOR YOU, SON.

I try not to be too perfect.

It's hard though.

[Chef]

AND I HAD SUCH HIGH HOPES FOR YOU, SON.

I try not to be too perfect.

It's hard though.

YUO = 1 BOBBIE, FANBOY.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Buttercup don't break my heart

[LMNO]

Hold it, hold it.





Did someone mention pie?

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Hold it, hold it.





Did someone mention pie?

Since Tuesday night was not nearly as entertaining as Monday night, here are a couple of links for you.  The first one is at the bottom of the page.  The second one, well, it is pretty obvious.

Click here to see how someone tried to insult me by calling me buttercup, hehehehehehe

Click here for my response, hehehehehehe

[LMNO]

No, I've been keeping up with it all, Eldora.  What I was referring to was:

...WHILE HE (AND ONE OR TWO MORONS LIKE HIM) WAS SERMONIZING, EVERYONE ELSE WAS EITHER JABBERING ABOUT COOKIES AND PIE, OR TRYING TO FLIRT WITH EACH OTHER...