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An Epistle to Them that got Ears.

Started by LMNO, February 11, 2005, 12:57:36 PM

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agent compassion

Quoteso technically I nees violence and pies to have violence with pies?!?!?

Yes. And the violence must be committed with the pie...

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Horab Fibslager

what if one were to do violence unto the pie?
Hell is other people.

agent compassion

That would be violence against pies.

Which is a felony in some states. I don't know about Canada.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Horab Fibslager

it is if you hit the pie with a politican's face.
Hell is other people.

Cain

If its the Queen's pie, it is technically High treason.

agent compassion

Politicians claim to love pie. but as soon as you hit one with a pie they get all mad. and the pie will sue you for damages because of the trauma of touching a politician so intimately.

gahhhh i'm soo tired i can't even type. but to much work to d otosleep yet.
headache all day long it's finally gone but too lte.

:evil:

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Horab Fibslager

i'll trade you i have to be up for work in 4 hours, i'll eb tired and you can be not tired. deaL/
?
Hell is other people.

agent compassion

I wish.

But ths essay isn't gonna write itself.

This teacher pisses me off, he gives the n00bs an easy paper and a whole week extra to do it in, but the people who get the hard papers(like me) have them due thursday. BASTARD.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Cain

Tis the way of life.  I actually only have 3 hours today at Uni.  I might even go to the poker club tonight (so I can find out what set they use and buy copies for the next competition).

agent compassion

I am all done with my CR requirement after this term
And next term I am not taking ANY POLITICS AT ALL

I'm gonna get some eeeeasy classes
And get a part time job
Oh yeah

IMPROV BABY!!!!!!

The Prof can SUCK IT!!!!

1800 posts :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock: damn!!!!

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Cain

Im doing that with Psychology.  Its international Relations and Philsophy all the way for me!  I so sorted my timetable this semester.  2 out of 5 days I dont have to get up until 12.  And I managed to get easier modules.

agent compassion

NExt term hopefully, ifthe fucking seniors and postbacs don't get it first, I have this schedule planned

morning: circuit training, yoga
afternoon: improv II, drawing

booya!

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Hoshiko

I'm thinking about becoming a politician and pissing people off.

For the pie.
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************

She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

agent compassion

You'd make a good politicians Hoshi. :)

I would be a politician except for the part where I have to give a damn about my constituents. I just don't.

:twisted:

Well, not that much. I mean I love humanity but it's more of an abstract feeling - specific people are pretty fucking annoying, and I can't see myself being very faithful to the principal-agent relationship for very long, I'd be like "Hahaaa! I just voted to abolish marshmallows, and YOU voted for me, muthafuckazzzz!"

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Guido Finucci

Quote from: HoshikoI'm thinking about becoming a politician and pissing people off.

For the pie.

Pie is a great and noble cause but I suspect that you'd get more pissed off than you pissed others off. From what I've seen of politicians and the bureacrats that surround them (and I used to work for a semi-government organisation so I got to work with a few) you either become one of them or they consume your soul.