PD.com: real discordians need not apply

[Cain]

i did read it, it's another hey you guys all fucking suck! who you ask? nobody!  

because there are no discordians anywhere!

i jsut figured it must be me, cuz it can't be anybody else right?

Correct.  You are, after all, everyone on here, so it did apply both exclusively to you and everyone at once.  Want a cookie?

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

For all of you who feel like writing poetry, crappy or otherwise, please continue.  Goat McTurd has said on more than one occasion that he hates most poetry, most being like 98%.  I enjoy it, plus a lot of poetry writing is for the poet, not the reader.

I don't give a shit if people have green hair and their piercings weigh more than their brains.  I just don't like to hear them complain when it gets them the kind of attention that they do not want.

I like pie and cookies and I explained it over there---->Some people need pie and cookies.  I am here for those people who need pie and cookies before they can get to a point to care about other human beings.  And even after.  

you profess to adhere to some noble idea of being the monkeywrench in the MACHINE

I never professed to this.  I do this quite naturally without trying.  And even when I do it on purpose, rarely am I being noble.

just as much one of THEM as THEY are

We all are.  THEY are US as much as WE are THEY.  Any dividing line is in the imagination

I haven't pledged allegiance to anything since I was in grade school and saying the pledge of allegiance to the flag was still legal.

Discord finds its way into my life without my help, wtf have you been?

go slash a tire on a delivery truck while it's parked on a major city street

Yeah, well, that might cause some chaos, but mostly, it's just plain mean.  And have you ever seen a truck driver?  Especially if they are delivering to a store?  Some of those guys could rip your head off. Seriously.  But mostly, that's just mean.  

Also, marry someone that does not nag and stay home from the bar often enough to teach your kids some manners.  Get off your high horse, Charlie 'Goat Turd' McFergusin.  What got your knickers in a bunch.  And who do you think you are to tell me the right and proper way to be a Discordian, which I don't think I have ever claimed to be.  Or claimed to not be.  As I recall, I told you to go be angry in the corner, and I would sit over there with my pie.  So unless you want pie in the face STFU

[Horab Fibslager]

i did read it, it's another hey you guys all fucking suck! who you ask? nobody!  

because there are no discordians anywhere!

i jsut figured it must be me, cuz it can't be anybody else right?

Correct.  You are, after all, everyone on here, so it did apply both exclusively to you and everyone at once.  Want a cookie?

i don't want a cookie. iwant peopel to stop fucking with peopel i care about, stop insulting them, and maybe, just maybe apologize if they want to continue to be in their and mine company. i jsut lsot a career over ppl fuckign with ppl i care about. yeah i'm mad, and agnry. i've been full of fucking near unbearable anger for weeks, and i dont' enjoy seeign this shit. my drunken bullshit has more value than this bullshit.

is it really too much to fucking ask people to show soem fucking respect?

yeah it is. apparently.
if i didn't love people, i'd fucking hate them.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

my drunken bullshit has more value than this bullshit.

You have a point there.  It is more entertaining as well.  But seriously d00d, you should probably cut back a bit.

is it really too much to fucking ask people to show soem fucking respect?

Apparently.  You are like me, I think in this, mostly mellow, but don't fuck with us.  

yeah it is. apparently.
if i didn't love people, i'd fucking hate them.

Some days my motto is, I hate people, and sometimes it gets so bad I sing made up songs, songs bad enough to make the Goat Turd cringe, which makes me sing loud enough that one day he may hear me.

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

most of us wouldn't know discord if it bit us on the pineal gland.

[Cain]

Argghhh! WTF, dude, something just bit me on my pineal gland...  

[Horab Fibslager]

most of us wouldn't know discord if it bit us on the pineal gland.

speak for yourself.

[The Open Bar]

go to the bar kids, and get up the next day to do it all over again....

i like this bit.

[Hoshiko]

I loved the rant. I like the language, the ideals, "screamy". I get your point, turd. I understand what you're trying to do. Get people angry enough to wake up, right?

By insulting people, the only action you're going to inspire will be towards you. I'm telling you, if you want to be effective you need to stop shining that spotlight on your peers and start shining it in the dark places.

And you're also the one who's always telling people to keep it quiet. That's my real issue with your newest style. You have no idea what I do in my spare time, the things I have done that are successful. And hopefully it stays that way. If I post a haiku it's because I need a temporary distraction from the meatspace, that other world that exists outside of my computer. I don't post it in place of action. The two can co-exist. I refuse to become a haiku-less puppet for chaos the same as I refuse to become a puppet for the machine.

For me, it's about playful introspection. We're built to play as well as work. It's necessary.

People are already mad. They need direction for that anger, a glimmer of something larger than themselves. Not someone talking down to them.

This is better than usual in a general sense. My only issue is with the discordian focus.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

By insulting people, the only action you're going to inspire will be towards you. I'm telling you, if you want to be effective you need to stop shining that spotlight on your peers and start shining it in the dark places.

And you're also the one who's always telling people to keep it quiet.

1.  Oh, I dunno...

2.  Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.

[Hoshiko]

Here's what I'm saying: Look at every good, successful movement of and for and to confuse the people. They all had anger as a base, yes. They had people congregating. We've got that, check. But they had someone showing them a direction, giving them the the specifics once they were angry. I don't see that on this board (well, some minor stuff on OM).

You might be right, though. It might have pissed me off enough just to do it my own damn self to stop the kvetching.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Here's what I'm saying: Look at every good, successful movement of and for and to confuse the people. They all had anger as a base, yes. They had people congregating. We've got that, check. But they had someone showing them a direction, giving them the the specifics once they were angry. I don't see that on this board (well, some minor stuff on OM).

You might be right, though. It might have pissed me off enough just to do it my own damn self to stop the kvetching.

Direction?

Not much of THAT, these days.

For example, look at the anti-war rallies, etc. Just about everyone carrying a sign has a sign that deals with something totally unrelated to the demonstration (PETA, etc).

Most so-called "liberals" have become what they fear most...DUMBASSES.

We, on the other hand, are better off without direction...as we specialize in the little things that booger up people's heads.

[Zurtok Khan]

What complete and utter fucking shit.  Yep, get up off your ass.  Yep, tell me that all again.  Yep.

Greyface = Evil?  Whatever.  You're just as much a greyface as anyone else.  There is no machine, a machine implies order in itsself.  There is no Order that is not Chaos.  There is no Chaos that is not Order.  It's all the same goddamn fucking thing.  You're just as disillusioned as the next fucktard about the entire damn thing.

Why the hell don't you get off your fat ass and do something?  Of course, that'd be useful, but it's much easier to sit on your fat ass and preach at the chior (which is of course what I'm doing at the moment).  Get over your Discord and your Erisianisms.  If you're so concerned about it, then you're the very creature you are fighting against.  Seems to me at the moment you're the serious Discordian among the sheep.

Welcome to the Flock, can you say, "Bhaa"?

[Hoshiko]

I'm not talking about liberals. You don't have to be a liberal to mess with people. Politics can be very grey. Besides, PETA was doing pretty well last time I checked (which is a shame), because they give people useful steps they can take, good information. Substence. Which is why people carry their signs even at anti-war rallies.

And I'm not talking about rallies in general. I'm talking about creative direction. And, if it's possible, shared experience. We're lucky in that we don't have to be as focused or large. We can utilize people with many different interests and peculiarities and numbers.

[B_M_W]

I like where this discussion is going. Definatly in the relm of Creative Erisian. Which is what the universe works on...hmm........