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discordian marriage sermon thing.

Started by Horab Fibslager, March 10, 2005, 07:49:10 PM

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#60
March 14, 2005, 11:00:32 AM
OPIES!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

anti-horab

#61
March 14, 2005, 11:01:06 AM
cracka please!
avian flu is the new ebola.

Horab Fibslager

#62
March 14, 2005, 11:02:57 AM
you should be ashmaed of yourself.
Hell is other people.

anti-horab

#63
March 14, 2005, 11:03:57 AM
you're right.

no wait i disagree.

you have no right to judge me.
avian flu is the new ebola.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#64
March 14, 2005, 11:04:09 AM
Quote from: horabyou should be ashmaed of yourself.

you should be ishmaeled of yourself too.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Horab Fibslager

#65
March 14, 2005, 11:05:11 AM
i'm alway sashmaeled of myself. deer good lady, i need sleep.
Hell is other people.

anti-horab

#66
March 14, 2005, 11:05:37 AM
sleep is for the dead n00b! your spelling is attrocious!
avian flu is the new ebola.

Horab Fibslager

#67
March 14, 2005, 11:07:42 AM
you know i'm dead. why do you always say that whenever i go to take a nap. damn you! let teh ginko bilobists wear glasses!


edit:lol
Hell is other people.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#68
March 14, 2005, 11:14:28 AM
Quote from: horabyou know i'm dead. why do you always say that whenever i go to take a nap. damn you! let teh ginko bilobists wear glasses!


edit:lol

Let those asses be set to grind corn between their cheeks.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

DJRubberducky

#69
March 14, 2005, 03:28:55 PM
Horab: putting the "me" in "monogamy" since 2005.
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Bob the Mediocre

#70
March 15, 2005, 05:21:06 AM
Quote from: DJRubberduckyThe wonders of a public school education.  Though I did learn this from the teacher who, when the sex ed module rolled around, offered an automatic A to any student who would stand up naked at the front of the class so she could use them as a live diagram.

And I thought my health teacher was crazy. Made up words all the time. Like pubercizing, if I remember right.
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Horab Fibslager

#71
March 15, 2005, 07:02:40 AM
pubercizing is apefectly kromulent word.
Hell is other people.

Hoshiko

#72
March 15, 2005, 07:15:06 AM
Ah, the horab's. Such a nice young couple. Wonder if they enjoyed their toaster oven?

Pubercizing is just wrong.
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************
She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

Horab Fibslager

#73
March 15, 2005, 07:22:32 AM
i got Pubercized once. i blame either my parents or eris.
Hell is other people.

East Coast Hustle

#74
March 15, 2005, 03:03:51 PM
I saw an infomercial once where Suzanne Summers was selling Pubercizers.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"
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