Latest News: Emo Opie Fag kills self. Damn shame

[St. Trollax, ODD]

and fuck you all. May you always be ushered to the wobbly table at resturaunts, may every little niggle in your life one day compound to make you homocidally insane and you get shot on the freeway for throwing bananas at the swat team!

This is a message to all the Discordians. You win. as much as that means anything. I've had it. No more forums, no more interaction with the likes of you over the net. I'm done, that's it. And tell eris I said she can go and get a 50 hour a week job with a cushy corner office, earn 26% less than a man in the same position and swallow the whole deal.

In other words, fuck you, fuck your irreligion and fuck your narcisistic self-superior, I'm-not what-I'm preaching-against bullshit. I hope I get the chance to kick the shit out of each and every discordian one day.

[Horab Fibslager]

only 50 hours a week?

i actualyl went here for a legitmate reason. nto because of you lovekins.

to mindfuck you proeprly would take too much work, liek fidnign where you whine abotu beign on welfare and having to sell yoru house, while bragging abotu the new digital camcorder that's goign to get your business started. but never midn that.


in any case, do you really feel teh need to make your decisions based on what we may or may not do? or say?

aside from that, i really doubt you coudl kick the shit out of a beanpole.

waht really go t me riled up was the disclaimer thign on your website there. tho istill resisted and just posted sotned rambling mixed with honest criticisms adn a hello and a honest question, i belive still hasn;t been answered.

edit: of course you won't eb readin any of this now will you?

[Rev Thwack]

either way, I still hate Les Claypool for making my fingers feel like they are going to fall off. bat rastard.

[Horab Fibslager]

either way, I still hate Les Claypool for making my fingers feel like they are going to fall off. bat rastard.

id on't blame you. i understand it takes a logn time to do it for hours on end.

[Rev Thwack]

the one that's been killing me lately is power mad. It just feels like you are constantly in the middle of doing everything all at once. I have an easier time sitting and playing N.I.B for three hours solid.

[Horab Fibslager]

the worst part is, the bassist never get any groupies...

[Rev Thwack]

yea, but we do most of the work. Bass is the backbone of every band.

[Horab Fibslager]

it's one of those daily tragedies that define the human condition.

like the drummer from def lepard only having one arm.

[Rev Thwack]

no, that's just funny as can be.


sitting with him at a concert for another band: "what's wrong with you? Don't be an insensative asshole, clap for them, they did a good job."

"hey, want to go toss the old pigskin around?"

"Up for a game of pool?"

"dude, you suck at video games."

[Hoshiko]

Bass is awesome. But it's not necessarily neccessary. Necessarily.

I'm not sure what the rest of this thread is about, but it's nice to know that I won something without ever trying. I think.  

Thwack, you better watch out for those one armed drummers. Some of them use their prosthetics for weapons.

[East Coast Hustle]

and fuck you all. May you always be ushered to the wobbly table at resturaunts, may every little niggle in your life one day compound to make you homocidally insane and you get shot on the freeway for throwing bananas at the swat team!

This is a message to all the Discordians. You win. as much as that means anything. I've had it. No more forums, no more interaction with the likes of you over the net. I'm done, that's it. And tell eris I said she can go and get a 50 hour a week job with a cushy corner office, earn 26% less than a man in the same position and swallow the whole deal.

In other words, fuck you, fuck your irreligion and fuck your narcisistic self-superior, I'm-not what-I'm preaching-against bullshit. I hope I get the chance to kick the shit out of each and every discordian one day.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMO!!!

[LMNO]

Christ, I never even got the chance to get started.


You'd think, after all this time, he'd find a sense of humor on sale at a flea market or something.


...And I really wanted to play...

[Anonymous]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMO!!!

I would add to this statement:

BOARD SUICIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cain]

and fuck you all. May you always be ushered to the wobbly table at resturaunts, may every little niggle in your life one day compound to make you homocidally insane and you get shot on the freeway for throwing bananas at the swat team!

This is a message to all the Discordians. You win. as much as that means anything. I've had it. No more forums, no more interaction with the likes of you over the net. I'm done, that's it. And tell eris I said she can go and get a 50 hour a week job with a cushy corner office, earn 26% less than a man in the same position and swallow the whole deal.

In other words, fuck you, fuck your irreligion and fuck your narcisistic self-superior, I'm-not what-I'm preaching-against bullshit. I hope I get the chance to kick the shit out of each and every discordian one day.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flounce

[LMNO]

::kisses Scribe for so concicely deflating Trollax's diatribe::