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Presidents say stupid things

Started by Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy, March 17, 2005, 05:02:16 PM

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Which is stupider

Reagan:  "I don't recall"  Iran-Contra hearings
0 (0%)
Nixon:  "I am not a crook"  upon resignation
0 (0%)
Clinton:  "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman"  Grand Jury Inquiry
0 (0%)
George W Bush: "I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves."
6 (31.6%)
George W Bush: "You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos and order—order out of chaos. But we will."
2 (10.5%)
George W Bush: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
7 (36.8%)
John F Kennedy:  "Ich Bin Ein Berliner"
4 (21.1%)
Jimmy Carter:  "I've committed adultery in my heart many times" PlayBoy interview
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 17

Voting closed: March 17, 2005, 05:02:16 PM

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: LMNONow, now...

Don't go putting words in the por boy's mouth... I'll wait for him to get off the lunch shift & explain it himself.
You mean after he edited my posts to make me older than my mother?  And stole my boots, that he had previously made fun of, to make his new avatar?  And accused me of being motherly and of counseling and butting in?  OK, wtf, I got nothing better to do.  We shall see what he has to say for himself. Any side bets that he never addresses the issue but creates a new fight out of nothingness?And a good day to you sir.

LMNO

Methinks eldora is embarking on an anti-NSRA jihaad...

Horab Fibslager

Hell is other people.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: LMNOMethinks eldora is embarking on an anti-NSRA jihaad...
Not on purpose, Goat Turd McStabby Pants just gets so full of himself, then he gets mad that we notice.  And he picks on me and Horab for being nice to people.  I don't get it, man, I thought we were supposed to be all about peace, love and understanding.

Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: LMNOMethinks eldora is embarking on an anti-NSRA jihaad...
Not on purpose, Goat Turd McStabby Pants just gets so full of himself, then he gets mad that we notice.  And he picks on me and Horab for being nice to people.  I don't get it, man, I thought we were supposed to be all about peace, love and understanding.

I suspect that Bath might be a republican troll.

LMNO

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI thought we were supposed to be all about peace, love and understanding.




Uh... no.  Some of us are about all that.  Some of us are about smashing the state.



(And some us are for both, and some of us are for neither... You get the picture).


LMNO
-Annoyingly semantic.

Cain

Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI thought we were supposed to be all about peace, love and understanding.




Uh... no.  Some of us are about all that.  Some of us are about smashing the state.

::shifty eyes::

Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI thought we were supposed to be all about peace, love and understanding.




Uh... no.  Some of us are about all that.  Some of us are about smashing the state.


Good luck with that.  Let us know how that works out.

LMNO

Please note:
Quote from: LMNO

Uh... no.  Some of us are about all that.  Some of us are about smashing the state.



(And some us are for both, and some of us are for neither... You get the picture).


LMNO
-Annoyingly semantic
.


Also, please note I did not catagorize myself.

Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: LMNOPlease note:
Quote from: LMNO

Uh... no.  Some of us are about all that.  Some of us are about smashing the state.



(And some us are for both, and some of us are for neither... You get the picture).


LMNO
-Annoyingly semantic
.


Also, please not I did not catagorize myself.

Why not?  Are ya chicken?



:twisted:

Cain

Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: LMNOPlease note:
Quote from: LMNO

Uh... no.  Some of us are about all that.  Some of us are about smashing the state.



(And some us are for both, and some of us are for neither... You get the picture).


LMNO
-Annoyingly semantic
.


Also, please not I did not catagorize myself.

Why not?  Are ya chicken?



:twisted:

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Many of us refuse to categorize ourselves, let me count the wtf's

1  It's none of your business

2  We don't let anyone in on our evil plans

3  We do not fit into any one category, we ebb and flow, we are this part of that and that part of this which allows us to be both and neither all at the same time.  

There's more, but I have more  important things to take care of. :twisted:

LMNO

::hi-fives Ghost::

Love ya, man!


You wanna be SewerMaster of the ELF?

Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: LMNO::hi-fives Ghost::

Love ya, man!


You wanna be SewerMaster of the ELF?

No, I'm already sewermaster of a major city.

Which means that city is mine to torment.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: LMNOI'm still not sure why exactly Bath thinks Hillary's (alleged) crimes (that he hasn't identified) are somehow worse than any other politician's.
As near as I can tell, he is basing it soley on the fact that she is a woman, that is the only thing he has identified.  She has been in politics since before she met Bill, but a lot of people don't realise that.  They think she rode in on his coat tails, when it may actually be the other way around.

time for me to rip you a new one again...

please point out to me where I EVER said that her being a woman had anything to do with it? because I could give a rat-fuck about that...I also never said that her crimes were any worse than anything that every other politician does...however, none of those other politicians are the most likely person to be our next president...if she decides not to run and they put Biden or Edwards or Vilsack in as a replacement, I'll surely find something just as wrong with each one of them.

Especially Biden.

incidentally, if the Dems want to run a female candidate, they oughtta let the GOP lackeys push the constitutional amendment through to allow foreign-born citizens to be president, and then run Jennifer Granholm.

8)
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