The Discordian Bowel Movement is also shit.

[East Coast Hustle]

Wow, we could all write a bad emo play,

Summer thinks killing puppies by slamming them together in an atom smasher is illegal.

I like puppies. Can we use baby seals instead?

[Caster Braids]

Wow, we could all write a bad emo play,

Summer thinks killing puppies by slamming them together in an atom smasher is illegal.

I like puppies. Can we use baby seals instead?

Only if Summer and others club them to death with other baby seals.  Summer wishes to remind Alanis it is not ironic, and Canadeland, home of the fearsome and malnourished giant dwarf warriors the Canades, and their fiesty but gentle friends the Canucks, dwell, is cold.

[East Coast Hustle]

I'm down for that as long as we save a couple of pieces that are big enough for me to make slippers out of.

[Caster Braids]

I'm down for that as long as we save a couple of pieces that are big enough for me to make slippers out of.

The pieces will be big enough for slippers, but Summer thinks you miss the larger framing device.

Thousands upon Thousands of Slipper-pieces = Thousands of full body sealskin suits.

[East Coast Hustle]

oh my.

we must make this happen.

[Caster Braids]

oh my.

we must make this happen.

Also, Summer and Others can eat the seals hearts, livers, and brains, thus gaining their courage, wisdom and knowledge.  Their Tasty, Tasty, Blubbery Seal Courage, Wisdom and Knowledge.

[East Coast Hustle]

you think baby seals have lots of courage, wisdom, and knowledge?

also, does this consciousness transferrence apply to the consumption of human organs as well?

if so, I'm gonna really regret treating the Maine GOP convention as my personal all-you-can-eat buffet.

[Caster Braids]

you think baby seals have lots of courage, wisdom, and knowledge?

also, does this consciousness transferrence apply to the consumption of human organs as well?

if so, I'm gonna really regret treating the Maine GOP convention as my personal all-you-can-eat buffet.

Summer reminds the Sainthood that members of the Grand Ole Party are not human.

[East Coast Hustle]

good point!

actually, I'm a member of the Maine GOP, but only because I signed up in a fit of pique after the election in order to volunteer to "help" with mass mailings.

[Caster Braids]

good point!

actually, I'm a member of the Maine GOP, but only because I signed up in a fit of pique after the election in order to volunteer to "help" with mass mailings.

Summer understands, Gospazha Bathory.  Or is it Gospodin?

[East Coast Hustle]

Gospodin, pahjalusta.

[Malaul]

nooooooooooooooooooooo russian!!!

[Caster Braids]

Gospodin, pahjalusta.

*Giggles*

[East Coast Hustle]

shto?

ya ni zhnayu shto ti vozbukhdyeni vokrug?

ti znayesh ya bolshoi kulikhovati.

ti znayesh kak mi rolik.

[Caster Braids]

shto?

ya ni zhnayu shto ti vozbukhdyeni vokrug?

ti znayesh ya bolshoi kulikhovati.

ti znayesh kak mi rolik.

Summer don't understand a word of that, Cobber.