The Haiku Game

[zenji]

*A gentle reminder to all Haiku posters......
1st line....5 syllables
2nd line.....7 syllables
3rd line ....5 syllables....

First two lines generally interlink...
last line can go off at a tangent but should display relevancy!!!!!!

[PrincessEris von Tartarus]

oh ring in the tub
i wish i was in the pub
dirty place of clean.

Next topic:

knight time

[Z³]

This english broadsword
I am adept in its use
Your armor is fail

Next topic:

I have to pee.

[Lord Trout]

An urgent pressure,
Bladder is about to burst!
Oops! Now pants are wet...

Try this one: Tesla

[phantom pope]

danger high voltage,
don't get roasted like beefsteak,
better stay away.

next topic ..... !next topic

phantom pope (elecTRICKick)

[zenji]

To pick or not to.
Both are nose poking problems.
Pinky fingers best!

next topic........wind..... :P

[Spoon E. Gee]

damnit.... I missed the tesla subject.... remember in that thread about dreams I had one about Tesla?.... damn...

anyway...

wind blows hard outside..
need to open the window...
fly a kite inside....

next topic....  undies...

[zenji]

Superman's undies,
Worn outside of the leggings.
Just how did he "fly"?


next topic.....parma ham

[zenji]

Salted and air-dried,
Tasty Italian ham.
Great Football team too!


next topic...........stars.

[Linnie-san]

Bright light in the sky;
Said he'd never shine again
But now he's smiling

(He He, this is about a guy I was madly in love with in High School. I used to call him "Shiny" because that's what he was, (except when he got depressed). He was a bit psycho, but very cute and poetic )

Next topic: moonflowers

[zenji]

That Finger Pointing,
The flower's eternity.
Meditate on this.



Whooooooaaaahhh..........100 posts!!!
Thank you Haiku posters!!!!!

next topic.....building sites!

[Lord Trout]

An early website,
Chock full of GIFs and MIDIs,
Not the way to go.

Bonus Haiku, same topic...

Take a bad website,
Add on a good Message Board,
Lose MIDIs, now cool!

Next topic: Greyfaces who purchase Time-Share vacations...

[Anonymous]

Darn those greyfaces!
That guy, who works at Wallgreens,
He is a cabbage!

Next topic:  pickled plums

[MapleMan]

my first try at a haiku so here goes...

stored in vinegar
fine complementing flavours
they are a fine food

and as this if i get this right will be the 2001'st post on the forum the next subject should be...

2001 a space oddesy

[Z³]

Oh Stanley Kubrick
If Apes invent Death Metal
I am very proud

Next topic: I am the black wizards