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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Bob the Mediocre

#1545
April 06, 2005, 01:47:53 AM
:Steals the extra syllables
and tacks them on to create a monster Discordian haiku:
Oh my God, what have I done?
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#1546
April 06, 2005, 09:51:04 AM
I told that fucker
not to use that toilet there.
Alas! Claw shrimp food.

On deck:

The permutations of Ninja-Fish
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Great Teacher Largo

#1547
April 06, 2005, 09:52:37 AM
From Ninja Fishy
All the way To Wonderswan
Life's Circle Goeth!

Next:

Who actually had a Wonderswan, anyway?
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

LMNO

#1548
April 06, 2005, 04:26:32 PM
There's a wonderswan,
And it lives inside my pants.
(next to the rooster)

How about: Shaving

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1549
April 06, 2005, 07:18:17 PM
shaving armpits sucks
almost as much as shaving
my legs, so I don't

j/k

Next: I thought the song was there is a monster in my pants, not a swan  :shock:

LMNO

#1550
April 06, 2005, 07:26:39 PM
B52's guy
Has just been drawn and quartered.
Everyone rejoice!




What about: The poor lentils?

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1551
April 06, 2005, 07:32:19 PM
they have no pants on
poor little lentils, the rich
lentils bought them all

next: What would Brian Boitano do?

Great Teacher Largo

#1552
April 06, 2005, 07:45:25 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemythey have no pants on
poor little lentils, the rich
lentils bought them all

next: What would Brian Boitano do?

What Would He Do Now?
Make a plan and follow through
Brian Boitano

Next:  Southpark is GOD!
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

CORNHOLIO

#1553
April 06, 2005, 07:55:14 PM
southpark is not god,
no wonder you are such a
dummass fartknocker

why does largo have such a brown nose?
ARE YOU THREATENING ME??? IIII AAAMMMM COOORRRNNNHOOOLLIIOOOOO!!!!!!

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#1554
April 07, 2005, 02:59:41 AM
largo's nose is brown
because he just coloured it
with shit flavoured pen

next: why flavoured pens are bad

Horab Fibslager

#1555
April 07, 2005, 04:25:29 AM
dude your mouth is purple
i know um
i jsut love the taste of grape flavoured pen.


next: grapes are wrathful?
Hell is other people.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#1556
April 07, 2005, 04:28:13 AM
my grapes are wrathful
maybe because i just put
them in the freezer

next: why freezing fruit before you eat it is some much better!

MadMa gentLemon

#1557
April 07, 2005, 08:46:06 AM
I freeze bananas
then throw them in the blender
to make sweet pimp juice

Next: Who's got the pimp juice?
-><-
Metal Thrashing Madness
-><-

::proud to be fingercuffed to Malaul::

Thoughts come and go. But memories are what you remember.



The Shotgun of Mild Reason

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#1558
April 07, 2005, 12:46:44 PM
i've got the pimp juice
the hos and bitches follow me
everywhere i go

next: why pimps wear funny clothes

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1559
April 07, 2005, 03:22:03 PM
pimps wear loud clothing
to hide from police vice squad
no that doesn't work

Next: Does cappucino really go with nachos all that well?
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