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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Demonica, Oracle of Doom

Wise Zenji will gaze
with elation, will greet self,  
smile, in his mirror

Next topic:

Glowing red eyes

 
http://www.n3kl.org/sun/noaa.html


"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."


Trollax

Are red eyes evil?
What about all those truckers?
Glowing is retro

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Moonshining

demon seed #three

blindness, death
thoughts,is it made right?
moonshine delight yum
And the lard said "let there be beer". and there was beer... with the exception of three smaller surronding countys of the greater populated super power of america.....who refuse to sell it on sunday


save a chicken.. eat a egg...

oh, chewy ovaris
Delicious morsels, bursting flavor
devour the fallopian flesh
humble cannibal

demon seed #three

And the lard said "let there be beer". and there was beer... with the exception of three smaller surronding countys of the greater populated super power of america.....who refuse to sell it on sunday


save a chicken.. eat a egg...

oh, chewy ovaris
Delicious morsels, bursting flavor
devour the fallopian flesh
humble cannibal

not logged in Hotsuma

Blame Canada-ah
Blame Canada-ah-ah-ah
Blame Canada-ah

next topic: Kapohkitwhoho's

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

Kapohkitwhoho's
Vampish petticoats appear
Above the storm drain


next topic:  ShiKai brand hand and body lotion

 
http://www.n3kl.org/sun/noaa.html


"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."


Trollax

It's slippery stuff
What does it have to do with
the solstice again?

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the sound of one eye opening...


RANDOMLY INSPIRED TROLLAXIAN HAIKU

T'was mercy she said
Not justice that cries the most
But when is mu, mu?

riff

it's a sort of 'click',
but one thing's puzzling me --
does it blink, or wink?


Next: aerosol cheez
Here's where I've been, and where I probably am: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com.

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

aerosol cheez speaks
a frightening strange language
Physsssss sptptptt shonnnk

next topic:

      tails

 
http://www.n3kl.org/sun/noaa.html


"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."


Herostratus

Tails has ginger hair
He also possessed two tails
And mates with Sonic


Now we write about Zarathud
HCC, 'Bootlegger of Moonshine Religons'
Chairo Eris, Omnis Grando Discordia

Trollax

Zarathud the stoned
did not know Zarathustra
But he loved his pot

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The rise in crime correlated with the drop in the popularity of spirograph.


RANDOM TROLLAXIAN HAIKU

Rolled into a ball
Unable to be undone
Essence kept always

Herostratus

Saintly Spirograph
Save us from a life of crime
because your frabjous


Next on the process of runcibility
HCC, 'Bootlegger of Moonshine Religons'
Chairo Eris, Omnis Grando Discordia

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

irruncible spoon
runciate at one's peril
hence the severed head


Next topic:

the door is a jar

 
http://www.n3kl.org/sun/noaa.html


"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."


Rev Thwack

the door is ajar
stupid light, why don't you die
the door is ajar

next topic: colon cancer
My balls itch...

Herostratus

Hi Colon Cancer
Describable many ways
A Pain in the Ass


Next, the table is not a real table it's an upturned box with a cloth on it
HCC, 'Bootlegger of Moonshine Religons'
Chairo Eris, Omnis Grando Discordia