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For my part, I've replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.

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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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the other anonymous

#1665
July 08, 2005, 05:44:04 AM
Because the name of
Lichtenstein Denver Hilton
was not quite pleasing

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Iron Sulfide

#1666
July 09, 2005, 06:03:21 AM
does not follow suit
this haiku lost direction
long before i wrote

next: i really have to pee right now
Ya' stupid Yank.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1667
July 09, 2005, 06:07:11 AM
My bladder bursting,
A mad dash down the hallway,
Never mind, too late.

Next topic:  viagra
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Iron Sulfide

#1668
July 09, 2005, 06:10:04 AM
as i rushed the hall
to relieve my poor bladder
i got a hard on

(This message paid for by Viagra (TM) )

Next Topic: Hate Crimes (Gay on Bi)
Ya' stupid Yank.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1669
July 09, 2005, 06:12:46 AM
Take that, fence-sitter!
He said, as he raised the
Dildo up again.

Next topic:  jumper cables
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Iron Sulfide

#1670
July 09, 2005, 06:21:08 AM
[this could get long...]

positive, connect
and then the negative one
feel the power surge

i see it coming
and swat away awful
smells that penetrate

left nipple, connect
the right nipple, negative
send a current through

twitch and it will hurt
a little more than you want
but then....go for it

crank up the ampage
propell me into the sink
i love S & M

next topic: All Topic-One Topic- No Topic
Ya' stupid Yank.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1671
July 09, 2005, 07:22:05 AM
there is no topic
haiku game we are all one
with topic haiku

next hurricanes wiping fla off the map

The Good Reverend Roger

#1672
July 09, 2005, 07:26:00 AM
So long Jeb you rube
You will not be missed by
Florida Libbies

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Iron Sulfide

#1673
July 09, 2005, 08:21:59 PM
take a load off, mate
i didn't mean quite that way
go clean yourself up

next topic: Zombie Malaria (The THing In Laos)
Ya' stupid Yank.

the other anonymous

#1674
July 11, 2005, 07:55:55 AM
The Mosquito
doesn't care about your traveler's checks
bloooooooooooood

Next Topic: Why do I insist on obscure topics?

Iron Sulfide

#1675
July 12, 2005, 03:29:51 AM
i am the walrus
but only if you look hard
through the looking glass

Next topic: Why do I insist on obscure topics?
Ya' stupid Yank.

Iron Sulfide

#1676
July 12, 2005, 03:31:25 AM
Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist Zenjai am the walrus
but only if you look hard
through the looking glass

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i am the walrus
but only if you look hard
through the looking glass

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Ya' stupid Yank.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1677
July 12, 2005, 03:32:25 AM
Goodmorning, goodafternoon, goodnight
I think I just shat
Goodmorning, goodafternoon, goodnight

Iron Sulfide

#1678
July 12, 2005, 04:05:37 AM
[a giant mechanical arm grabs fnordiscordia by the arms, and
propells him from the vicinity]

[Mechanical Voice, Looming] :
"Penalty for Not Choosing a Topic!"

Next Topic: Never whistle while you're pissing
Ya' stupid Yank.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1679
July 12, 2005, 04:08:03 AM
*defenestrates into pile of flax*

I will piss
Now I want to whistle
Piss on hand

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