Rev Roger, Sermon 31: Shit Your Hate, or You Will DIE!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Blarg!

[the other anonymous]

I don't hate you, Roger!

Yes, I know I've been stalking you, and that may be seen as menacing in today's age of terror-paranoia, but I did not intend to scare you!

And the films I made have not been turned over to the FBI; they're all right here in my private collection.

As for that break-in, I swear, I was only installing a video camera in your bathroom! The broken dresser was an accident; you scared me when you came home early and I tripped when fleeing.

But I guess I have to come out now or risk losing you forever, dearest Roger. Please don't hate me for saying this (I don't know what will happen if you reject me!) but I must:

I love you, Roger! Will you marry me?

I just know that, together, we can stop the Greyfaces! Our love will be our strength!

[Horab Fibslager]

if you came for the salvation, you probaly missed th epart about the nonsense. please insert (25) cents. thank you.

[LMNO]

Sorry to see you go, Rog.  You were completely batshit crazy, but I liked that about you.

I suppose it is easier to hang out with people who think the same way you do about things, so I understand why you're leaving.

Before you go, did you ever do any work on that "History of the City" thing for The City Anthology?  If not, that's cool.  I'll try and find another political junkie to handle it.  It won't be as good, but whatever.

Oh, and I'm wondering how that story about the hitchiker in the desert ened up...  I guess we'll never know.

[gnimbley]

I am so devasted by this, I don't know if I can...

ooo, are those cookies I smell?

::wanders off to find the cookies::

(Just had to get in my snide remark.)

[DJRubberducky]

Yes!  Shit your hate!  Coffee enemas for all!

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

i do hate my shit    

[East Coast Hustle]

IT'S QUITE UNFORTUNATE THAT EVEN THE PEOPLE THAT GET IT DON'T GET IT.

I'M NOT SURE I AGREE THAT DISCORDIANISM IS A FAILURE, BUT DISCORDIANS CERTAINLY ARE.

OOPS, THAT WASN'T 5-7-5. SORRY ABOUT THAT.

[LMNO]

What is this, the bi-annual anti-cookies-and-pie bitch-a-thon?

And y'all blame us for stagnating...

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

i am a failure
roger doesnt like us
what will we do now!!!???!!!???

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

i am a failure
roger doesnt like us
what will we do now!!!???!!!???

hold our breath until
the next time he flounces cuz
he always comes back

[LMNO]

i dunno... I'm giving it a 40% probability he's actually gonna stay away from PD.com... he might spend more time in the Sand Box, though.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

That's about what I gave it the last time he left here.  But, I can't remember if it was 40% that he would be back, or 40% that he wouldn't.  Or was that the time before

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

This sounds a lot like what Roger posted today, how odd.

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and fuck you all. May you always be ushered to the wobbly table at resturaunts, may every little niggle in your life one day compound to make you homocidally insane and you get shot on the freeway for throwing bananas at the swat team!

This is a message to all the Discordians. You win. as much as that means anything. I've had it. No more forums, no more interaction with the likes of you over the net. I'm done, that's it. And tell eris I said she can go and get a 50 hour a week job with a cushy corner office, earn 26% less than a man in the same position and swallow the whole deal.

In other words, fuck you, fuck your irreligion and fuck your narcisistic self-superior, I'm-not what-I'm preaching-against bullshit. I hope I get the chance to kick the shit out of each and every discordian one day.

[LMNO]

Now you're just being an instigator.