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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Zurtok Khan

#15
September 05, 2005, 06:58:13 AM
I just gave you a command, shithead (no litterally!), now go read my new rant.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#16
September 05, 2005, 06:59:11 AM
Oh yeah... Guess it didn't work..

Zurtok Khan

#17
September 05, 2005, 07:00:20 AM
*puts more shit on Fnordie's head*

You will read the rant now!
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#18
September 05, 2005, 07:01:15 AM
Nope, nothing. I think I'll break your knees anyways though.

*breaks Zurtok's knees with a golf club*

Zurtok Khan

#19
September 05, 2005, 07:04:25 AM
My knees are indestructable!  It is not me that bends, but your golf clubs!
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#20
September 05, 2005, 07:17:56 AM
Which explains why your knee is bent backwards? You better go to the hospital man, PCP isn't gonna heal your knee.

Zurtok Khan

#21
September 05, 2005, 07:23:04 AM
I need no PCP because I have seen your Peepee!
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#22
September 05, 2005, 07:24:23 AM
Well, you were doing good for a little bit at least. You need to work on your stamina.

Zurtok Khan

#23
September 05, 2005, 07:26:29 AM
*puts some of Hugh's shit on Fnordie's head*

There, now I've got you!

YOU WILL OBEY ME.

Now, say "Yes, Master"
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#24
September 05, 2005, 07:28:04 AM
...dude..

Where the fuck did you get Hugh's shit?

Zurtok Khan

#25
September 05, 2005, 07:32:44 AM
I was keeping a supply of it just incase evil roger decided to try to come after me.  I needed something to throw at him, and since he hated Hugh so much it seemed to be the right choice.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#26
September 05, 2005, 07:33:36 AM
Quote from: fnordiscordia...dude..

Where the fuck did you get Hugh's shit?
One should never ask a question one is not prepared to hear the answer to.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#27
September 05, 2005, 07:34:43 AM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanI was keeping a supply of it just incase evil roger decided to try to come after me.  I needed something to throw at him, and since he hated Hugh so much it seemed to be the right choice.

So you figured it would be like kryptonite to Superman? What if you were wrong?

Zurtok Khan

#28
September 05, 2005, 07:45:50 AM
Then I was going to let my mother at him while he was in the house covered in shit.

There ain't nothing like my mother yelling at someone messing up her carpets.  Even Chef would whither under that kind guilt trip.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#29
September 05, 2005, 07:49:35 AM
YOU HEARD IT FOLKS! CHEF VS ZURTOK'S MOM IN A 12 ROUND HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE FIGHT!
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