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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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zenji

Apologies in advance ZZZ,

"I'm the Black Wizards"
Old Peculiar Topic,
I'll drink to that brew!



(The Old Peculiar is a dark beer brewed in Masham, North Yorkshire. The "Old Peculiar" is the title given to the wizard geezer who applied his magic stamp to the earliest of beers brewed there.......hence the "Seal of the Old Peculiar of Masham" around the bottles/beers!)

next topic......Italian Wine
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

phantom pope

from toscana over,
milano and perlermo,
deliscious-daily-drink

next t0pic .... 'can' openers

phantom pope (mOVE2roOVE)

Slarti

cool Can openers
they open cans for me
then i eat the food

next topic: Assassins

Velvet Jesus

dangerous dancer
softly treading, part devil
of deliverance.  

Next topic:  duct tape
"He seems sincere, despite his halting speech patterns and the possible lack of vowels in his name."

Spoon E. Gee

sticky on one side
fix anything you put it on
millions of uses...

next topic....  ghost cookies...
damn my sig is still out of date....

zenji

Naughty little things,
Lurk inside your computer.
Your secrets are known!


next topic...........chocolates.
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

HVD

Aztecs smoked the leaves
But it was Cadbury's who
Really got it right

Next Topic: Fundies

Slarti

Fundies are stupid
Atheist fundies are jerks
I used to be one.

Next topic: Buddha

MapleMan

siddharta you fool
enlightened you were indeed
but so are we all

next topic mobiles
he meant well, or at least he meant somthing.

zenji

Look for the mobiles
Outside of your Mind and they....
Become the devil!!

Sorry..just couldn't resist that one!!


next topic..............broken glass!
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

MapleMan

shards of jagged glass
dangerous to walk upon
wear shoes if you must


pork pies
he meant well, or at least he meant somthing.

zenji

Pork Shop in Skipton,
Makes the "Celebrated Pies",
Juices run when hot!



next topic..........scaffolding!
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

phantom pope

not easy to walk on,
too much in the hood,
may block your way





cave painting



phantom pope (lICKbrICKs)

Euphoric

Man-thing is killing
In red and black lines we see
Glorious deed done



Next Topic: Politics!

Euphoric
-Potato
"There are two kinds of women; those who have broken my heart, and those who will."
-Me.

zenji

Correct Politics,
Are not at all what they seem.
Black is white is black.



next topic...........skateboards. :P
Yong Maeng Jong Jin