Media.........Interesting News! Interesting Letters!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

The strangest thing happened...

I saw bellas avatar, but I can't for the life of me remember what she posted...

That's cuz she practices witchcraft and voodoo.

[Cain]

Danish Air Force pay Santa over death of Rudolph.

An airforce spokesman admitted liability in the death of the reindeer and paid out roughly 31,000 kroner.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4295968.stm

[Bella]

Here's one about a soldier who covered his mouth with duct tape and then handed a bank clerk a note demanding money.
He claimed he had a "mouth bomb" under the tape.


http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1004bomb.html

[Bella]

The strangest thing happened...

I saw bellas avatar, but I can't for the life of me remember what she posted...

That's cuz she practices witchcraft and voodoo.

Shhhh! It's a secret.

[LMNO]

Here's one about a soldier who covered his mouth with duct tape and then handed a bank clerk a note demanding money.
He claimed he had a "mouth bomb" under the tape.


http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1004bomb.html

"...They recognized [the suspect] by the tape on his mouth..."

Ya think?


Next up, we need someone to rob a bank with a "pants bomb".

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Pull my finger...too late

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/050913/nytu028a.html?.v=1

PRINCETON, N.J., Sept. 13 /PRNewswire/ -- Elexa(TM), a full line of sexual health products designed to empower a woman to pursue -- on her terms -- a lifelong sexual journey that is both fulfilling and responsible, was launched today by the makers of Trojan® brand condoms, America's #1 brand of condoms.

Created from a woman's perspective, the new Elexa(TM) line includes three styles of condoms that meet the various needs of a woman and her partner, as well as three personal products that heighten freshness, intimacy and pleasure during sex.

Elexa(TM) products will be sold in retailers' feminine care areas, making shopping for sexual health products a comfortable, familiar, and non-threatening experience for women.

Women also identified other key issues: that freshness during a sexual encounter is important; that they want more intimacy and sometimes desire a little extra help "getting started"; and that they were intrigued by -- and positive about -- adding vibrations that heighten pleasure for a woman and her partner. These insights brought about the personal products that complete the Elexa(TM) line:

It includes 3 different condoms, freshening wipes, intimacy gel and the ring.  You can find these products in the feminine hygiene aisle

http://www.trojancondoms.com/vibratingring/index.asp

Available at these fine retailers*

Amazon.com
Brooks
CVS
Duane Reade
Eckerd
RiteAid
Walgreens.com
(I have heard WalMart and Target, as well)

* Trojan® Vibrating Ring is not for sale in AL, CO, GA, KS, LA, MS, TX or VA.

Other tips from Trojan
http://www.trojancondoms.com/info_center/condom_use/

[Bella]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1338901.html?menu=news.quirkies.badtaste

Memorial looks like big penis

A Dutch war memorial that goes up and down, and spurts flames may be scrapped after complaints it looks like a giant penis.

The Liberation Monument is a giant copper obelisk that rises and falls depending on the level of sunlight, and spurts flames out of the top during important festivals.

It is due to go on show in the village of Wageningen where the German capitulation was signed at the end of the Second World War 60 years ago.

In full sunlight, the erection reaches a height of ten metres, shrinking back to just six metres when the light dims.

It was due to be exposed to the public at an official ceremony in May but now village councillors say it should either be scrapped or radically redesigned.

A spokesman said: "Any association with a phallus is undesirable, whether justified or unjustified, and is to be avoided at all costs."

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

They should sell it to Thailand  

[B_M_W]

A spokesman said: "Any association with a phallus is undesirable, whether justified or unjustified, and is to be avoided at all costs."

Washington Monument, anyone?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

SILENCE CITIZEN! THAT SORT OF SUBVERSIVE GAY-TALK IS NOT TO BE TOLERATED! PENISES ARE NOT TO BE MENTIONED IN PUBLIC!
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[B_M_W]

SILENCE CITIZEN! THAT SORT OF SUBVERSIVE GAY-TALK IS NOT TO BE TOLERATED! PENISES ARE NOT TO BE MENTIONED IN PUBLIC!
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That picture is great. He almost looks like an elderly Adolf.

'Cept his ears are still too damn big.  

[Bella]

And his brain is too small.

[B_M_W]

And his brain is too small.

Troof. For all the bad stuff he did, Hitler was an incredible orator. Insane, but definitely NOT stupid.


Bush= a much lesser, more pathetic, stupid, mumbling version of Hitler

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

This is the correct collection of pandas.