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Millions of Screaming Yahoos #18: All the Way to the Gallows

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 11, 2005, 02:35:22 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

October 11, 2005, 02:35:22 AM
Blarg!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1
October 11, 2005, 05:44:02 AM
I give this edition 5 substantial woots out of 5. Nice.

I'll add on an extra half a woot for this line:
"Oh. Then get on the highway, and drive really fast. I have to get the bugs out of my hair. They're sharp."

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
October 11, 2005, 05:45:18 AM
Quote from:  I give this edition 5 substantial woots out of 5. Nice.

I'll add on an extra half a woot for this line:
"Oh. Then get on the highway, and drive really fast. I have to get the bugs out of my hair. They're sharp."

:lol:

Apparently, I forgot the really funny shit, and Maria won't tell me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

B_M_W

#3
October 11, 2005, 05:51:36 AM
*thunderous applause*

Best one yet. Just perfect. I envy you (which sounds psychotic) because you really know how it is, and all the rest of us are just plodding along lost.

Damn, that was good.

10/10

BMW
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
October 11, 2005, 05:54:04 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe

Best one yet. Just perfect. I envy you (which sounds psychotic) because you really know how it is, and all the rest of us are just plodding along lost.

Damn, that was good.


1.  Either that, or I'm just another loud mouth misanthrope, who sees the world through shit-stained glasses.  But the world (at least Tucson) really IS this bad, I suspect.

2.  Thanks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

B_M_W

#5
October 11, 2005, 06:07:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

1.  Either that, or I'm just another loud mouth misanthrope, who sees the world through shit-stained glasses.  But the world (at least Tucson) really IS this bad, I suspect.

The world really is this bad, most people avoid seeing it somehow. And your glasses aren't shit stained, they're the only ones that are reasonably clean.


Quote2.  Thanks.

No, I should be thanking YOU for getting things done.  :D


8)
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
October 11, 2005, 06:18:08 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe

The world really is this bad, most people avoid seeing it somehow. And your glasses aren't shit stained, they're the only ones that are reasonably clean.


I've always believed that the average guy, if he started actually paying attention*, would start screaming, and never stop.



* examples on request, but consider yourself warned.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

B_M_W

#7
October 11, 2005, 06:25:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
I've always believed that the average guy, if he started actually paying attention*, would start screaming, and never stop.

* examples on request, but consider yourself warned.

I think it would be better and easier on the psyche if I delved and figured them out for myself. Otherwise, the shock might cause my system to overload.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
October 11, 2005, 06:25:42 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
I've always believed that the average guy, if he started actually paying attention*, would start screaming, and never stop.

* examples on request, but consider yourself warned.

I think it would be better and easier on the psyche if I delved and figured them out for myself. Otherwise, the shock might cause my system to overload.

Wise man.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

B_M_W

#9
October 11, 2005, 06:29:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe

I think it would be better and easier on the psyche if I delved and figured them out for myself. Otherwise, the shock might cause my system to overload.

Wise man.

No, just not stupid as most people. Thats all.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#10
October 11, 2005, 06:31:24 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe

I think it would be better and easier on the psyche if I delved and figured them out for myself. Otherwise, the shock might cause my system to overload.

Wise man.

[zen]No, just not stupid as most people. Thats all.[/zen]

B_M_W

#11
October 11, 2005, 06:32:45 AM
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Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe

I think it would be better and easier on the psyche if I delved and figured them out for myself. Otherwise, the shock might cause my system to overload.

Wise man.

[zen]No, just not stupid as most people. Thats all.[/zen]

*violently smacks Fnnordie's head with a stick*

That'll teach ya.

8)
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#12
October 11, 2005, 06:35:57 AM
*stares vacantly as drool forms at the corners of his mouth*

I to think brain working not now... I like cheese..

Does anyone else smell purple?

Cain

#13
October 11, 2005, 06:41:29 AM
:lol: That was great!  All I can say really.

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
October 11, 2005, 06:42:59 AM
Quote from: Cain:lol: That was great!  All I can say really.

Thanks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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