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Started by Demonica, Oracle of Doom, September 23, 2003, 06:18:17 PM

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We at the DIA wear mostly hemp and paper for clothing, which you know can melt in rain, so be careful.

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B_M_W

#285
October 10, 2005, 04:38:45 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodWoodwear?

I think he ment cabinents, dressers, stairway banisters, and the like.

8)
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

BADGE OF HONOR

#286
October 10, 2005, 04:48:07 AM
I know.  I'm not dumb.

I Know All, didn't you get the memo?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Bella

#287
October 10, 2005, 04:48:28 AM
Quote from: The Doctor
Witch wins right to declare cost of brooms

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1552461.html?menu=
I already declare this kind of stuff. I get to deduct my candles, witchy type decorations, spooky clothes and jewelry, incense, classes, tarot cards, books and all sort of stuff because I do scarey stuff for a living. It's pretty great, actually.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

fluffy

#288
October 19, 2005, 10:34:15 PM

single mom has baby at zoo!
dna test to be performed to find out who is the daddy!

http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051019/NEWS01/510190504/1006

Cain

#289
October 22, 2005, 03:20:05 PM
Ninjas suffer humiliating defeat as the Republic of Congo Army drives them from the capital, Brazzaville.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4357870.stm

Cain

#290
October 29, 2005, 01:19:55 PM
Tamil Tigers looking for someone to create a "patriotic national anthem" for them.  Song writers here interested?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/4386382.stm

Cain

#291
November 01, 2005, 10:02:52 AM
Us preacher killed whilst baptisting http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4394722.stm

I love the way everyone started praying, instead of, say calling an ambulance?

fluffy

#293
November 01, 2005, 03:34:23 PM
Quote from: Enrico SalazarNazi Racoons:  http://www.timesonline.co.uk/newspaper/0,,174-1846678,00.html

:twisted:

fluffy

#294
November 08, 2005, 01:35:25 PM

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#295
November 09, 2005, 02:15:39 AM
Quote from: CainNinjas suffer humiliating defeat as the Republic of Congo Army drives them from the capital, Brazzaville.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4357870.stm

Obviously not real ninjas, if they were everyone would be dead.

Bella

#296
November 10, 2005, 05:07:05 PM
Mental Floss, Volume 4 Issue 3/ May-June 2005

This Song Is So Sad I Want To Shoot Myself

"Getting a divorce is one thing; but when you lose your wife, your dog
and your guitar, is there anything left to live for? According to Wayne
State University's Steven Sack and Auburn University's Jim Gundlach, the
answer is a resounding "no". By analyzing 49 metropolitan areas in
American, the research duo found a direct correlation between radio
air-time devoted to contry music and Caucasian  suicide rates. The result:
the stereotype-confirming discovery that country music may actually kill
you. Good to know. Of course, now we're left to wonder why the 1985
U.S. Senate rock 'n' roll hearings wasted so much time on Twisted Sister,
while dangerous musicians like Kenny Rogers were walking around scot-free."
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

East Coast Hustle

#297
November 10, 2005, 05:32:53 PM
this is the first thing that my dad has peeked over my shoulder and seen on this site that he laughed at.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Bella

#298
November 10, 2005, 05:47:18 PM
Maybe he'd like the article about fish I just finished reading in that same mag.
According to an international team of researchers, herring communicate with each other by breaking wind.

So now I have a picture in my brain of a school of herring swimming and farting in unison.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

hooplala

#299
November 10, 2005, 06:08:45 PM
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of Doom
So now I have a picture in my brain of a school of herring swimming and farting in unison.

Sounds like summer vacation with my dad.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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