Rev Roger, Sermon 31: Shit Your Hate, or You Will DIE!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You were completely batshit crazy, but I liked that about you.

All those years of meditation paid off!  WOOT!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

1.  It's my nature.

2.  No, I just want to break shit.  Problem is, there is too much to break all by myself, and all the other "freaks" want to do is post on blog threads about what they ate/wore/drank/smoked/fucked.

3.  Not in the way you did it, but I'm not going to push the issue.

All right. That's all I needed to hear. Forget about what I said above. It's your nature and that is in its own way good enough. Without the destructive there is no space for any thing else.

Breaking shit serves a point, but you know not everyone cares about doing so (whether they admit the fact that we all break shit or not). You will find more people than you think who would be happy to break shit with you. But you know not many are willing to say so. (It goes back to the denial. Breaking shit supposedly, means evil and everyone want to be not-evil.)

Good luck to you. Hope your writings get you somewhere or at least some sort of rewards. They are good works and many of us did enjoy reading them when they were here.

[East Coast Hustle]

hey Hugh...

looks like you've got something on your nose.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

I think Turd is trying to say that one should never express any goodwill or appreciation.

The fallacy stems from assuming that expressing appreciation for work well done is the same as brown nosing. People who assume this fallacy usually developed it as a defense against unattentive parents and unappreciative people around them in general.

Too bad, some people see the world in such extreme black and whites.

Too bad, no one has to agree. Least of all me.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

[Good luck to you. Hope your writings get you somewhere or at least some sort of rewards. They are good works and many of us did enjoy reading them when they were here.

How odd, then, that they were tampered with.

[East Coast Hustle]

I think Turd is trying to say that one should never express any goodwill or appreciation.

The fallacy stems from assuming that expressing appreciation for work well done is the same as brown nosing. People who assume this fallacy usually developed it as a defense against unattentive parents and unappreciative people around them in general.

Too bad, some people see the world in such extreme black and whites.

Too bad, no one has to agree. Least of all me.

the fact is, you suck at life and we don't like you (I assume I am safe in speaking for Roger on this matter.)

your goodwill is neither wanted nor appreciated.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

"Goddammit, Roger, I really hate you."
- Larry the Diseased Mountain Monk, after "The Incident", 1987.

"YUO GOT PLAYED, OPIE!  YUO GONNA TAKE THAT SHIT?"
- Chef, in our head, last week.

"Summer is over, the harvest is in, and we are not saved."
- The Old Testament


Brethren and Cistern, the time has come for The Good Reverend to renounce Discordianism as a failure...a rather silly failure, at that.  Nothing has been accomplished in two years of bullshit, "creative disorder" is a sad joke, and all the blog threads and imaginary bars  on the gloryhole haven't saved you.

Face it, you're fucked, and you have nobody to blame but yourself.  Instead of using discordianism to disrupt - even for a few precious seconds - The Machine(tm), you have used it to play haiku games and to form factions.  The "commandment" that Discordians must stick apart has been warped out of usefulness.  You remembered the "apart" thing, but not the "stick" part, didn't you?

Well, good.  You deserve every shitty thing that is coming down the pike.  The Grayfaces won, and you let them.  Personally, I think it's funny as hell.  Almost as funny as reading claims of magickl/psychic "powers".

What's that you say?  "Fuck you, Roger"?  Yeah, I am perfectly well aware that some of you hate my guts these days.  GOOD.  If you LIKED me, I'd re-evaluate the way I am living my life.  The LAST thing I need is "friends" who think that "Three Word Game" or "What are you eating" is a worthy use of your time.

Hell, at least She Who Eats Souls had the GUTS to SHIT HER HATE, even if she did so for the very goofiest of reasons.  She has my respect for that, though never again will she have my friendship (assuming she wanted it, which she has made very clear she doesn't).

What about the rest of you?  What have YOU done?  One of you played fuckaround behind the scenes with moderator/admin abilities.  Whoopie ding fuck for you.  Aren't you special?  What have you accomplished, save to further fracture an already useless group?  ...Well, you got rid of ME, and I guess that should count for something.

That's about it, isn't it?  Sure, the rest of you chose grand titles for yourself, created fictitious armies, and TALKED about smiting the Grays...but that's all you did...talk.  Hell, some of you didn't even do THAT.  Listen up, you Goddamn monkeys...Discord isn't about hiding from the world, it's about giving the world a fucking rupture!

Wake up and smell the sodium pentathol, shitheads.  Posting stupid shit about face raping bats and goats is not only useless, it's not even original.  Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, you fucking moonbats...cribbing style is one thing, running it into the fucking ground is quite another.

Just looking at PD.com PISSES ME OFF.  I'd sic the troll army on your sorry asses, and end this fucking farce once and for all, but I promised someone I wouldn't.  The Good Reverend may do all sorts of shitty things, but breaking promises isn't one of them.  Pity.

So, in the words of St Kid the Rock, Fuck all y'all.  I'm returning to my Subgenius roots, and may you all enjoy the upcoming years of shame, failure, and degradation that you have earned so richly.  May the whirlwind that is surely coming sweep you up, and destroy you all.

Me?  I think I've made my point.  Now I'm going to fucking Disneyland.

Or Kill Me.

Don't pretend you know me outside this forum.  You have no idea what I do with my spare time.

Bumped for comparison to the current situation.  The bold in the first paragraph was added by me, in case anyone decides to have a hissy fit over copyright versus copyleft.

[Bella]

I wish you hadn't bumped this back up, El. That was a crappy time for me and I've put it behind me and hate to see it dragged back out. Especially since Rog and I have already talked about this and worked it out. I understand you did it because of the last rant he wrote on POEE, but still..........

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Delete my post and yours then, that's fine.  I didn't mean to bring up anything bad for you.  There is just almost word for word comparisons to what he wrote the other day.  I can't delete my post now that you responded after it, but you can feel free, I don't mind.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Why are you such a bitch Eldora?

[Bella]

Delete my post and yours then, that's fine.  I didn't mean to bring up anything bad for you.  There is just almost word for word comparisons to what he wrote the other day.  I can't delete my post now that you responded after it, but you can feel free, I don't mind.

No, it's already here and people have already read it, so I'll just leave it as is.
I just hate to see all the hate resurface now that things are nice and calm, ya know?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Seriously.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

I was just trying to point out that Roger has done this before, left for good, I mean.  This was the first example I found.  This was the one where he denounced Discordianism like he did last week.

Makes me wonder, what happens if you denounce other religions, like if I was raised Catholic and denounced it, do they let you back in if you say oops, I didn't mean it

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Wow...

Gratuitous self-pwnage.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I was just trying to point out that Roger has done this before, left for good, I mean.  This was the first example I found.  This was the one where he denounced Discordianism like he did last week.

Makes me wonder, what happens if you denounce other religions, like if I was raised Catholic and denounced it, do they let you back in if you say oops, I didn't mean it

Who said I was leaving?  All I said was that I was shooting my computer.

Which was fun.

As for your little attempt to get me banned, well...

TGRR,
Loves it when Eldora plays the wronged innocent.