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Started by The Commander, June 29, 2004, 04:19:31 PM

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

#405
December 08, 2005, 07:42:22 PM
That would be 24 nipples, think about that.

Demon Seed #three

#406
December 08, 2005, 07:45:18 PM
24 nipples! That's alot of boob! how much milk on average would that produce?
"like glue on an envelope, if you lick your wounds too long, you are slowly poisioned." The duchess Demonica

"somewhere between Hollywood and its pretty happiness and an anguish so infinite it's anybody's guess is a place where people are all teachers and this just one long class and that ass will get you nowhere tonight
there's a dusty old dust storm on mars they say
so tonight you can't see it too clear, still i stood in line to look through their telescope looked like a distant ship light as seen from a foggy pier, and i know that i was warned still it was not what i hoped, yeah i know that i was warned
still it was not what i hoped
i think i'm done gunnin to get closer to some imagined bliss i gotta knuckle down just be ok with this 'course that star struck girl is already someone i miss"

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#407
December 08, 2005, 08:06:07 PM
Quote from: Demon Seed #three24 nipples! That's alot of boob! how much milk on average would that produce?

From personal experience, I could get 9 ounces pumping at lunch time during the time I was breast feeding, but that was both sides, but one side would have been used just a few hours before.  Does that help?

The Commander

#408
December 08, 2005, 08:36:10 PM
Now look....I like boobs.  But 24 nipples is just one nipple too many.


I remember going into a Ripley's Believe it or Not booth once at the fair and there we pictures of women with 4 boobs and women with boobs growing on their back.  I think it might have scarred me for life....but maybe in a good way.

You be the judge.

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Demon Seed #three

#409
December 09, 2005, 12:51:44 AM
Nipples on the back! I read somewhere sometimes people have a mole on their chest that is actually a nipple and they don;t realize because it's smaller, It also said the usually grow in a line. I think it's time to have my back inspected  :shock:
"like glue on an envelope, if you lick your wounds too long, you are slowly poisioned." The duchess Demonica

"somewhere between Hollywood and its pretty happiness and an anguish so infinite it's anybody's guess is a place where people are all teachers and this just one long class and that ass will get you nowhere tonight
there's a dusty old dust storm on mars they say
so tonight you can't see it too clear, still i stood in line to look through their telescope looked like a distant ship light as seen from a foggy pier, and i know that i was warned still it was not what i hoped, yeah i know that i was warned
still it was not what i hoped
i think i'm done gunnin to get closer to some imagined bliss i gotta knuckle down just be ok with this 'course that star struck girl is already someone i miss"

The Commander

#410
December 09, 2005, 03:29:02 AM
I challenge all of you to dig up anything from ripleys that proves a woman can have 24 nipples.

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The Commander

#411
December 12, 2005, 01:57:02 PM
I didn't think so.

I think 6 nipples is about maximum any one human can have.

At least without becomming a cyborg or something.

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The Commander

#412
May 15, 2006, 06:24:04 PM
*BUMP*

There is far too little talk of Boobs on this board.

That and pie.  We should talk about pie more.

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Wolfpoet

#413
May 15, 2006, 06:31:40 PM
Steak and kidney is a bit rich and meat and potatoe far too common.

Good old northern meat pies, the way forward.
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There are 3 sides to any conflict, winners, losers and arms dealers. Eris does a damn good deal at competitive prices.

Rikadyn

#414
May 15, 2006, 06:33:07 PM
+holds back a cream pie joke+
Hail Eris, Hail Discord, Hail a Cab, Hail...

B_M_W

#415
May 15, 2006, 06:39:31 PM
Careful. Last time we got too deep in pie there was a Jihad.


Just sayin'.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

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99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

putz

#416
May 15, 2006, 09:25:23 PM
I have man-boobs.
:D
:D
:D





:cry: I am so lonely.

And my favorite pie would have to be pumpkin, covered with ACTUAL whipped cream - not that white-trash Cool Whip bullshit.  Cool Whip, margarine, and creamer are abominations!
You really are children here I cant believe it???

LMNO

#417
May 15, 2006, 09:27:18 PM
Quote from: putzI have man-boobs.



Cool Whip, margarine, and creamer are abominations!




One can be the cause of the other.

The Commander

#418
May 15, 2006, 10:10:48 PM
I'm a pecan pie man myself.

Boobs are not quite as cool when covered with pecans.  Although I cannot say that I have formed that opinion from experience.

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putz

#419
May 15, 2006, 11:27:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: putzI have man-boobs.



Cool Whip, margarine, and creamer are abominations!




One can be the cause of the other.

I was going to say something along those lines, but couldn't think of a way to fit it into the post without comprimising its structural integrety.  My original post is hardly seaworthy as it is.


Now back to the subject of boobs. (I don't get to say that NEARLY often enough!)  I feel that the term "bresticles" isn't used to its full potential in everyday speech.  Opinions?
You really are children here I cant believe it???
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