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Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

Started by Enrico Salazar, January 04, 2006, 03:29:58 PM

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Toots

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Ministry Motorcycles--Jesus Built My Hotrod Why Doesn't He Build Yours Too?
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

Enrico Salazar

Well, Shecky.  That was a light mailbag today.

No letters threatening legal action with the Monster today??
Did someone say gorgeous?


Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Shecky D. Albino
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSC
Quote from: synaptyxSorry, I just sold it to a Welshman.

That sucks!

I'll talk to just about anyone except the Welsh.



Take it somewhere else, ladies.  We're doin' a show here.

STFU before we take you out back and let the Garbage Truck have you.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Enrico Salazar

Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCSTFU before we take you out back and let the Garbage Truck have you.

Diabo is on set again??  Enrico had her banned.
Did someone say gorgeous?


Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Enrico Salazar
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCSTFU before we take you out back and let the Garbage Truck have you.

Diabo is on set again??  Enrico had her banned.

I just saw her up in the catwalk humping Roger's body.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Enrico Salazar

Did someone say gorgeous?


Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Enrico SalazarAt least something is keeping her busy.

Perhaps now we can shoot a Parody of "Lost"
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Toots

Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSC
Quote from: Enrico SalazarAt least something is keeping her busy.

Perhaps now we can shoot a Parody of "Lost"

Do it. That Diabo's been giving it up to all them graffiti guys.
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Toots
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSC
Quote from: Enrico SalazarAt least something is keeping her busy.

Perhaps now we can shoot a Parody of "Lost"

Do it. That Diabo's been giving it up to all them graffiti guys.

Those guys? Those are the hostages from the Crips gang which we lobotomized yesterday. She can have them. They're practically useless without fore brains.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Toots

Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSC
Quote from: Toots
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSC
Quote from: Enrico SalazarAt least something is keeping her busy.

Perhaps now we can shoot a Parody of "Lost"

Do it. That Diabo's been giving it up to all them graffiti guys.

Those guys? Those are the hostages from the Crips gang which we lobotomized yesterday. She can have them. They're practically useless without fore brains.

[Ramones] Labotomy! Labotomy! [/Ramones]
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

LMNO

Quote from: Toots
[Ramones] Lobotomy! Lobotomy! [/Ramones]




Sorry.  Had to do it.

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Baron von HooplaLMNO,

You never let me down.

That what he's here for.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

LMNO

Quote from: Baron von HooplaLMNO,

You never let me down.


I'm just lulling you into a false sense of security.


LMNO
-Lulls.

hooplala

Still not letting me down . . .

BVH
-being lulled
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman