Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

LMNO,

You never let me down.

I'm just lulling you into a false sense of security.


LMNO
-Lulls.

<axe falls out from coat pocket.>

<snatches it back up and hides it from view.>

Sorry about that. My razor. It must have been mistakenly placed there.

[Toots]

[Ramones] Lobotomy! Lobotomy! [/Ramones]

Sorry.  Had to do it.

Deserved, actually. Can't believe I spelled that wrong. Booo to me.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

It happens to everyone, and you were distracted by Enrico's flaming radiance.

[Toots]

It happens to everyone, and you were distracted by Enrico's flaming radiance.

I thought I smelled something sulphurous!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

It always happens after he eats those jumping beans.

[Enrico Salazar]

Those were jumping beans?  

Enrico thought they were possessed.

[LMNO]

::sllluuuuurrrrp::

[Enrico Salazar]

Easy little one.  Remember: pacing.

So Shecky, would you be psychic if you guessed our next guest was SSssssssssBella, the Mistress of Doom?  Or would you just be reading the cue-cards?

[Shecky D. Albino]

*sniff*

Damn you, Enrico.  You know I can't read...

[Enrico Salazar]

Heheheh.

Is good.

Well.  At least is funny.

Please everyone in our audience if any peoples is still alive make our guest Bella be feeling very comfortable and please to be clapping fucking hands very hard.

Ok?

Welcome Bella!

[LMNO]

Wait... so my hands would be clapping, or my hands would be fucking?

[Enrico Salazar]

What is difference?

[Bella]

It makes a very big difference to me, Enrico.

[Enrico Salazar]

But both are signs of love, yes?

[Bella]

This is true, my friend.
And I do feel so very welcome here now.  

Thanks, everyone.