Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

[Cain]

I thought it was prisoner number 3558723721

Silly Brit, that number is his salary! They don't put Republicans in jail here.  

Well no, you're in Canada.  Thats why.

[Toots]

I thought it was prisoner number 3558723721

Silly Brit, that number is his salary! They don't put Republicans in jail here.  

Well no, you're in Canada.  Thats why.

I was speaking in a larger North American context.

But let me rephrase for accuracy:

They don't put Republicans in jail in Jesusland.

[Cain]

I thought it was prisoner number 3558723721

Silly Brit, that number is his salary! They don't put Republicans in jail here.  

Well no, you're in Canada.  Thats why.

I was speaking in a larger North American context.

But let me rephrase for accuracy:

They don't put Republicans in jail in Jesusland.

I thought they were called the Likud Party in Israel?

[Toots]

I thought it was prisoner number 3558723721

Silly Brit, that number is his salary! They don't put Republicans in jail here.  

Well no, you're in Canada.  Thats why.

I was speaking in a larger North American context.

But let me rephrase for accuracy:

They don't put Republicans in jail in Jesusland.

I thought they were called the Likud Party in Israel?

::
::loud cheers from audience::

Scooter couldn't get into Likud, they have an intelligence requirement, you have to have an IQ higher than a root vegetable. He didn't pass. Poor guy.  

[Cain]

::
::loud cheers from audience::

Scooter couldn't get into Likud, they have an intelligence requirement, you have to have an IQ higher than a root vegetable. He didn't pass. Poor guy.  

Is that why Sharon has left?

[Toots]

::feels kind of bad for Sharon's state of health so must refrain from making jokes::

Since Enrico is not here, Cain, would be so kind to take seat on the couch and share your views on former murderous generals who turn into peaceful doves only after gleefully watching bulldozing parties?

The audience's three remaining living members would like to know.

[Cain]

::feels kind of bad for Sharon's state of health so must refrain from making jokes::

Since Enrico is not here, Cain, would be so kind to take seat on the couch and share your views on former murderous generals who turn into peaceful doves only after gleefully watching bulldozing parties?

The audience's three remaining living members would like to know.

I think they have done well since care in the community took place and we would all rather that then go back to the bad old days of chaining people up in mental hospitals.

[Toots]

::feels kind of bad for Sharon's state of health so must refrain from making jokes::

Since Enrico is not here, Cain, would be so kind to take seat on the couch and share your views on former murderous generals who turn into peaceful doves only after gleefully watching bulldozing parties?

The audience's three remaining living members would like to know.

I think they have done well since care in the community took place and we would all rather that then go back to the bad old days of chaining people up in mental hospitals.

Troof, but going back on your evil ways can give you a massive stroke. Just ask Pat Robertson if you don't believe.

[Enrico Salazar]

Everyone having a nice quiet cozy little chat?

Yes?

Good.

NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MISERABLE CUNTFILLERS.  Is better.

Now, Shecky - what is next?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

<shoots a cameraman.>

Sorry. Testing the new toys.

[Shecky D. Albino]

Everyone having a nice quiet cozy little chat?

Yes?

Good.

NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MISERABLE CUNTFILLERS.  Is better.

Now, Shecky - what is next?

After such a shameless display of dissension in the ranks?  I don't know, E.   My fatih in humanity is badly shaken.

[Cain]

Everyone having a nice quiet cozy little chat?

Yes?

Good.

NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MISERABLE CUNTFILLERS.  Is better.

Now, Shecky - what is next?

After such a shameless display of dissension in the ranks.  I don't know, E.  My fatih in humanity is badly shaken.

Whats a fatih?  Apart from 1/3 of the American people?

[Shecky D. Albino]

Really?  Spelling?  That's where you're goin with this?

[Enrico Salazar]

Enrico used to plook a girl named Faith in a small town in Canada when he first landed in North America.  She was cheerleader.  Enrico told her he could get her job as a Fly Girl on In Living Color.  

So stupid.  So cute.  So loose.

Those were days.

[Cain]

Really?  Spelling?  That's where you're goin with this?

No, I just want to make fun of fat Americans.  Your spelling is a means to an end.