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Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

Started by Enrico Salazar, January 04, 2006, 03:29:58 PM

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Shecky D. Albino

#645
January 30, 2006, 06:50:24 PM
Raelly?  Thut's a grate stoarie Onreeko.  Too thums uhp.
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

#646
January 31, 2006, 06:30:36 PM
Shecky.

Enrico just heard from a close friend last night that the memoir you published recently has some factual inaccuracies.

Would you care to elaborate on that?
Did someone say gorgeous?

Shecky D. Albino

#647
January 31, 2006, 06:31:55 PM
You mean "Shecky D. Albino:  Ain't no Mountain High Enough"?
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Shecky D. Albino

#648
January 31, 2006, 06:33:03 PM
Or "That's Right, Bitch, I Said It!"
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

#649
January 31, 2006, 06:34:03 PM
First one.  Other one is more manual, is it not?
Did someone say gorgeous?

Shecky D. Albino

#650
January 31, 2006, 06:34:23 PM
Or was it "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Shecky"?
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

#651
January 31, 2006, 06:35:14 PM
Enrico never read that one.

Are you avoiding subject, swine?
Did someone say gorgeous?

Shecky D. Albino

#652
January 31, 2006, 06:35:40 PM
Then there's my monthly Magazine "Shecky Illustrated"...
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Shecky D. Albino

#653
January 31, 2006, 06:36:31 PM
Okay, okay.  What was the question again?
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

#654
January 31, 2006, 06:36:49 PM
That is a pamphelt you copy at Kinkos.  It could hardly be described as a magazine, and Enrico still hasn't got check for last article.

How do you respond to allegations you falsified portions of your memoir?
Did someone say gorgeous?

Shecky D. Albino

#655
January 31, 2006, 06:38:30 PM
Jesus, how much money do you expect to get from an article entitled "Meet Enrico's Chocolate Starfish", anyway?
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Shecky D. Albino

#656
January 31, 2006, 06:39:18 PM
Quote from: Enrico SalazarHow do you respond to allegations you falsified portions of your memoir?

All lies.
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

#657
January 31, 2006, 06:39:51 PM
The $7.50 you promised, hemorrhoid.
Did someone say gorgeous?

Enrico Salazar

#658
January 31, 2006, 06:40:39 PM
Lies?

What about this part on page 76 where you describe your four day love marathon with Jessica Alba in 1990.  How old do you think she was then?
Did someone say gorgeous?

Shecky D. Albino

#659
January 31, 2006, 06:41:36 PM
Older than her implants...

*rimshot*
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...
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