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Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

Started by Enrico Salazar, January 04, 2006, 03:29:58 PM

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Enrico Salazar

#660
January 31, 2006, 06:44:09 PM
Answer question, bitch.

You have lied to millions of fans.
Did someone say gorgeous?

Shecky D. Albino

#661
January 31, 2006, 06:45:48 PM
They weren't lies.  They were memories as I recall them.

Granted I was fucked out of my head for a good two decades of it...

But that's beside the point.

Wait.  What is the point?
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

#662
January 31, 2006, 06:56:43 PM
Point is people read your books so they can know you better.  They want to crawl inside that maggot-ridden sponge you call a brain, and then you fill up book with colorful witty stories which have no basis in reality . . . what can they believe?

How can they still enjoy your books?
Did someone say gorgeous?

Shecky D. Albino

#663
January 31, 2006, 07:00:25 PM
Well then.  Allow me to quote from Chapter 22 "Enrico is Dead" and you tell me if it's all lies.

I find him on the bathroom floor.  Face down in a puddle of his own vomit.

I hold him.

Cry.

He is so cold and greasy.

Cry.

Is he really gone.  Could number 17 be the charm?

Still crying.

"You glorious faggot," I whisper.

Crying some more, people.  Look at me cry.


Well?  You gonna deny that, E?
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Toots

#664
January 31, 2006, 07:06:33 PM
::turns to the charred corpse in the next seet, sobs::

That was my favourite part of the book.  :cry:
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

hooplala

#665
January 31, 2006, 07:10:04 PM
mine . . . too . . .
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Enrico Salazar

#666
January 31, 2006, 07:10:28 PM
You cried?

Really?
Did someone say gorgeous?

LMNO

#667
January 31, 2006, 07:13:47 PM
::sssslllllluuuuurrrrrpp::

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#668
February 01, 2006, 10:54:47 AM
Quote from: Shecky D. Albino
Quote from: Enrico SalazarHow do you respond to allegations you falsified portions of your memoir?

All lies.

Implants! With no electrical parts!

The horror!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Enrico Salazar

#669
February 01, 2006, 06:03:33 PM
Alright.  You won Enrico back with your stunning prose.

You can still have his gold teeth when he dies for REAL.
Did someone say gorgeous?

Shecky D. Albino

#670
February 01, 2006, 06:11:58 PM
*hugs Enrico*

*immediately asks for towel*
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

#671
February 01, 2006, 06:14:31 PM
(pulls wirey hair from between lips)

Is this yours, or Enrico's?

Eh, doesn't matter.

(swallows hair)
Did someone say gorgeous?

Shecky D. Albino

#672
February 01, 2006, 06:18:07 PM
Quote from: Shecky D. Albino
Quote from: Enrico SalazarHow do you respond to allegations you falsified portions of your memoir?

All lies.

To clarify, when I said that, I meant the book.
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

#673
February 01, 2006, 06:21:50 PM
But . . . THAT is a lie.

Where you are going with this, Shecky?

And does it seem like ages since we have had a guest?  Or is that just Enrico?
Did someone say gorgeous?

Shecky D. Albino

#674
February 01, 2006, 06:22:49 PM
No.  It's been a while.

Then again, I'm probably lying to you...
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...
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