Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

[Enrico Salazar]

Answer question, bitch.

You have lied to millions of fans.

[Shecky D. Albino]

They weren't lies.  They were memories as I recall them.

Granted I was fucked out of my head for a good two decades of it...

But that's beside the point.

Wait.  What is the point?

[Enrico Salazar]

Point is people read your books so they can know you better.  They want to crawl inside that maggot-ridden sponge you call a brain, and then you fill up book with colorful witty stories which have no basis in reality . . . what can they believe?

How can they still enjoy your books?

[Shecky D. Albino]

Well then.  Allow me to quote from Chapter 22 "Enrico is Dead" and you tell me if it's all lies.

I find him on the bathroom floor.  Face down in a puddle of his own vomit.

I hold him.

Cry.

He is so cold and greasy.

Cry.

Is he really gone.  Could number 17 be the charm?

Still crying.

"You glorious faggot," I whisper.

Crying some more, people.  Look at me cry.


Well?  You gonna deny that, E?

[Toots]

::turns to the charred corpse in the next seet, sobs::

That was my favourite part of the book.  

[hooplala]

mine . . . too . . .

[Enrico Salazar]

You cried?

Really?

[LMNO]

::sssslllllluuuuurrrrrpp::

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

How do you respond to allegations you falsified portions of your memoir?

All lies.

Implants! With no electrical parts!

The horror!

[Enrico Salazar]

Alright.  You won Enrico back with your stunning prose.

You can still have his gold teeth when he dies for REAL.

[Shecky D. Albino]

*hugs Enrico*

*immediately asks for towel*

[Enrico Salazar]

(pulls wirey hair from between lips)

Is this yours, or Enrico's?

Eh, doesn't matter.

(swallows hair)

[Shecky D. Albino]

How do you respond to allegations you falsified portions of your memoir?

All lies.

To clarify, when I said that, I meant the book.

[Enrico Salazar]

But . . . THAT is a lie.

Where you are going with this, Shecky?

And does it seem like ages since we have had a guest?  Or is that just Enrico?

[Shecky D. Albino]

No.  It's been a while.

Then again, I'm probably lying to you...