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Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

Started by Enrico Salazar, January 04, 2006, 03:29:58 PM

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Shecky D. Albino

#750
February 01, 2006, 09:54:44 PM
Shoot him again, E.
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Cain

#751
February 01, 2006, 09:57:00 PM
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla

This dance is in perfect time to "Right Here Right Now" by Fatboy Slim.

Enrico Salazar

#752
February 01, 2006, 09:57:53 PM
(shoots Hoopla)

Gets old fast.

Alright, time for another break so sponsors can bleed you all for a bit more before you all expire in the gutters gasping for breath . . .
Did someone say gorgeous?

Shecky D. Albino

#753
February 01, 2006, 09:59:42 PM
Oh, good.  A break.

Time to dump the guts.

Chilli for lunch.

Just sayin...
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

The Good Reverend Roger

#754
February 02, 2006, 04:03:25 AM
Aren't we all just a little tired of The Good Reverend Roger?

Yes, you know you are.  We all are.  So, why haven't you killed him yet?  What the hell is WRONG with you?  Are you a fucking RETARD?  KILL HIM, ALREADY!  GODDAMMIT!  You KNOW he'd kill YOU, if he had half a chance!

GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND KILL ME, ALREADY!  

UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

Brought to you by The Good Reverend Roger.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#755
February 02, 2006, 04:07:24 AM
Whatever, you killed the last assassin I sent after you.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#756
February 02, 2006, 04:21:49 AM
NEED TO SCARE AWAY SOME NEIGHBOURS???
WANT TO MAKE A POINT WHEN QUITTING YOUR JOB?

THEN COME TO THE HAPPY SMELLY STORE AND BUY A BAG OF RANCID GOAT FECES!

CALL 1-800-GOAT-YUM! AND MENTION ENRICO TO GET A SPECIAL DISCOUNT!

Enrico Salazar

#757
February 02, 2006, 06:05:43 PM
And we are back.

Incidentally, rancid goat feces are Enrico's favorite weekend snack.  That, and burnt pig skin, so crackly good!  YUM.
Did someone say gorgeous?

Shecky D. Albino

#758
February 02, 2006, 06:13:54 PM
By the way, Enrico, you owe me for dry cleaning.  It cost 50 bucks to get Hoopla's blood off my suit.  Velour don't clean easy, ya know.
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

#759
February 02, 2006, 06:26:07 PM
Enrico told you: Use Club Soda.

Enrico will pay for nothing.  Besides, you used the thumbscrews back stage on him, you are not innocent.
Did someone say gorgeous?

Cain

#760
February 02, 2006, 06:28:02 PM

Enrico Salazar

#761
February 03, 2006, 06:54:54 PM
Enrico's feet smell like cheese.
Did someone say gorgeous?

Toots

#762
February 04, 2006, 01:34:42 AM
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla

This dance is in perfect time to "Right Here Right Now" by Fatboy Slim.

This dance is also in perfect time to the new Placebo song on the radio right now.

Edit: The Hitler Dance is even MORE perfect for the timing of the Placebo song.
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

Cain

#763
February 04, 2006, 01:35:42 AM
Which song?  Chances are my sister has the album and I can rip the mp3s from her next time I visit.

Toots

#764
February 04, 2006, 01:41:32 AM
Quote from: CainWhich song?  Chances are my sister has the album and I can rip the mp3s from her next time I visit.

Hmm...I'm not 100% sure because Virgin Radio hasn't updated their playlist online, but it seems to be "Because I Want You." I haven't heard anything about the album. After "Pure Morning" Placebo never really got a big hit here, I think they're going to be one of those bands that are huge in the UK but never make it big here. Like the Libertines. Actually, those guys would be an excellent fit for Into the Night.
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce
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