Happy now?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!

I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....

J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....

Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Ah, a fresh new page to crap on...

[Bhode_Sativa]

They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!

I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....

J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....

Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.

I'm glad to see the art of the brag hasn't died with the old west.  I thought it was gone, never to be resurrected. 

Learn somethin new every day.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!

I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....

J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....

Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.

I'm glad to see the art of the brag hasn't died with the old west.  I thought it was gone, never to be resurrected. 

Learn somethin new every day.

That's old as hell, dude...you think I'd waste something original on YOU? 

Anyway...

They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!

I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....

J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....

Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.

They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!

I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....

J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....

Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.

They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!

I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....

J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....

Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.

They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!

I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....

J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....

Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.

[Bhode_Sativa]

They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!

I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....

J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....

Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.

I'm glad to see the art of the brag hasn't died with the old west.  I thought it was gone, never to be resurrected. 

Learn somethin new every day.

That's old as hell, dude...you think I'd waste something original on YOU? 

Anyway...

They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!

I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....

J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....

Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.

They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!

I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....

J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....

Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.

They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!

I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....

J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....

Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.

They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!

I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....

J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....

Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.

Yer speshul.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Yer speshul.

Thanks.

They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!

I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....

J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....

Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.

They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!

I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....

J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....

Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.

They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!

I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....

J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....

Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.

They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!

I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....

J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....

Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

I realize I have not had the same experience as everyone else, but I wonder what could be more important than making sure we don't waste the planet?  And what's wrong with anarchy, it worked before?  I've seen many problems with our current system, and working within it to affect change seems impossible, which leaves scrapping the whole mess and starting over.  Yes, personal freedoms are being impinged by the panopticon.  Yes, they really are all out to get you.  But if the planet dies, there'll be no one left to get.  Neh?

Okay, I'm going to take this down point by point.

First of all, you actually made me laugh out loud.  That's quite the accomplishment and you should definitely be ashamed of yourself.

1.  There is no such thing as anarchy.  Get it through your head.  Humans are self-organizing, whether it's the strong lording over the weak or utopian democracy or religion or family structure.  Once you have more than one human, you cannot have anarchy.

2.  How exactly is scrapping everything supposed to work?  You'd have to brainwash everyone to forget the entire history of human culture in order to "start out fresh".  Har har.

3.  If the planet dies nobody's going to give a shit because we'd all be dead.  And doing start on about all the innocent animals while at the same time talking on and on about natural selection.  If we fuck up, oops, I guess this solar system just wasn't good enough.  Plenty of others out there anyway.

4.  "Neh?"  Fucking japanofag.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

4.  "Neh?"  Fucking japanofag.

Oh, this opens up whole new realms of hilarity...

TGRR,
Hopes he keeps his pedo tentacle pr0n to himself, though.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

1.  There is no such thing as anarchy.  Get it through your head.  Humans are self-organizing, whether it's the strong lording over the weak or utopian democracy or religion or family structure.  Once you have more than one human, you cannot have anarchy.

But...but...that means he watched "V for Vendetta" for NOTHING! 

[Bhode_Sativa]

Okay, as a species, our only goal should be to survive.  The only way to ensure that is to not fuck up the planet.  Basic biology.

No such thing as anarchy?  I'll have to look into that, thanks for the tip.

Scrapping everything would be done by a disease or man made destruction that would wipe out the vast majority of the human population.

I took Neh from the Ender's Game book, surprised you haven't read it.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I took Neh from the Ender's Game book, surprised you haven't read it.

Har har!  And the little uber-libtard gets his ideas from a right wingnut Bush-fan SF author (who barely writes better than he does).

[Z³]

Okay, as a species, our only goal should be to survive.  The only way to ensure that is to not fuck up the planet.  Basic biology.

Thats not biology, thats ecology.

[Bhode_Sativa]

good call, I stand corrected

[BADGE OF HONOR]

Okay, as a species, our only goal should be to survive.  The only way to ensure that is to not fuck up the planet.  Basic biology.

No such thing as anarchy?  I'll have to look into that, thanks for the tip.

Scrapping everything would be done by a disease or man made destruction that would wipe out the vast majority of the human population.

I took Neh from the Ender's Game book, surprised you haven't read it.

1.  Sure, now go herd the cats.

2.  There's plenty about it right here on this website.  If you'd spent more time lurking instead of shitting up threads you wouldn't be in this little mess.

3.  Yeah, and we'd be so much better off.  Everyone getting back to their roots of starving to death in mud and squalor!

4.  That's really not any better, you know.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

4.  That's really not any better, you know.

Not as funny as shitheads that say "grok" instead of "understand", but close.