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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

#2160
December 25, 2006, 03:48:32 AM
A little beating
takes the edge of how i feel
think I'll beat some more

NT: Drunken suicide pact

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Messier Undertree

#2161
December 25, 2006, 07:14:33 PM
Drunk the last bottle
"Hey you guys! Let's kill ourselves!"
Repeat as needed

Next topic: The last straight sailor on Earth

P3nT4gR4m

#2162
December 25, 2006, 08:43:40 PM
offshore underwear
locked secure with sturdy chain
safe from the seamen

NT: The delicate sound of chainsaws

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Jasper

#2163
December 29, 2006, 06:00:56 AM
Five hundred hours
And a paycheck's worth of gas
And now I'm deaf.

the other anonymous

#2164
December 30, 2006, 07:13:48 AM
O furry my love,
Such a soft and tender coat!
Hey, is that a flee?

Next Topic: "Black Christmas"

The Good Reverend Roger

#2165
December 30, 2006, 07:21:07 AM
It is true that I
Don't care what the white man say,
Santa was Black, man

Next topic:  flouncing
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

the other anonymous

#2166
December 30, 2006, 07:28:42 AM
A stupid catch phrase
From a long forgotten show:
My name's Doug, and I'm outta here.

Next Topic: Should almost-haikus be allowed?

The Good Reverend Roger

#2167
December 30, 2006, 07:35:52 AM
Quote from: the other anonymous on December 30, 2006, 07:28:42 AM
A stupid catch phrase
From a long forgotten show:
My name's Doug, and I'm outta here.

Next Topic: Should almost-haikus be allowed?

It's five-seven-five
learn to write a haiku, ass
Jesus, some people.

Next topic:  Unwarranted hostility.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

the other anonymous

#2168
December 30, 2006, 07:43:19 AM
I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
I guess she'll die.

Next Topic: Warranted Hostility

The Good Reverend Roger

#2169
December 30, 2006, 07:59:33 AM
Quote from: the other anonymous on December 30, 2006, 07:43:19 AM
I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
I guess she'll die.

Next Topic: Warranted Hostility


We have a warrant
Signed by a judge downtown
So "fuck off and die".

Next topic:  Post-Keynesian economics.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Starship, take me

#2170
December 30, 2006, 09:00:16 AM
Too poor to buy corn
Secret Service budget gone
Long muscles taste great!

NT:  Titties and liquid hydrogen
Extraction of Agent Starship in progress...

Have the Orbital Platforms on Standby, please

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#2171
December 30, 2006, 12:45:34 PM
The ice penises
Shattered all over her hard
Wet areolas.

NT: Ontological argument for scrotal flux
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

hunter s.durden

#2172
January 01, 2007, 05:16:29 AM
I'm fucking wasted
Last topic is lost on me
Metalocalypse

Next Topic: Last Topic
This space for rent.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2173
January 01, 2007, 05:28:19 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on January 01, 2007, 05:16:29 AM
I'm fucking wasted
Last topic is lost on me
Metalocalypse

Next Topic: Last Topic

At last at long last
This stupid fucking game fread
Is finally over.

CLOSE DIS FREAD.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Benaclypse

#2174
January 01, 2007, 06:34:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 01, 2007, 05:28:19 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on January 01, 2007, 05:16:29 AM
I'm fucking wasted
Last topic is lost on me
Metalocalypse

Next Topic: Last Topic

At last at long last
This stupid fucking game fread
Is finally over.

CLOSE DIS FREAD.
Your supposed to pick topic?
Or Killed the Game fread?
YUO KILLED THE FROOKING GAME FREAD?

nt...
nt...
AAAAAAAACK!
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