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saint aini

#120
April 06, 2007, 05:30:20 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on April 06, 2007, 05:06:52 PM
Quote from: saint aini on April 06, 2007, 04:47:47 PM
it could be the combination of any number of sexual fascinations, each of which in itself is insufficient, that as a sum total are arousing.

Example: nearly naked girl yanks rope attached to right foot to expose her vagina.  Guy takes giant piece of frozen meat hanging from a hook and touches it to her vagina.  Girl screams, meat removed, meat reaplied, repeat.

Do it on stage for additional effect.

I'd ask for pics, but I'm at work.

There's video.

I ought to come up with a few schticks like that.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

saint aini

#121
April 06, 2007, 06:42:23 PM
Code Select
www.99thmind.com

Obviously NSFW
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Suu

#122
April 12, 2007, 08:59:19 PM
Silly, my friend is being a twat about filming me. He doesn't think that the Mini DV will be sufficient and that I can't convert it from NTSC to PAL.

I TOLD him that you are doing this for Youtube, so that it doesn't fucking matter, but yeah...Unless I find a camera soon I don't know if I can pull this off.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

P3nT4gR4m

#123
April 12, 2007, 11:06:24 PM
If it helps any I'm mastering in ntsc format, the lipcap was shot on pal mini-dv and most of the source footage was ripped from various 16:9 and 4:3 source clips.

Format really isn't an issue here, I'm using everything from hd-pal to 320x200 15fps

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Suu

#124
April 12, 2007, 11:20:50 PM
I think he's just trying to get out of doing it...Do you think you can find some ditzy stock photo and add lips? I can at least still record my voice.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

P3nT4gR4m

#125
April 13, 2007, 12:01:09 AM
TBH it's not the end of the world I can run okay without your segment - this is gonna sound harsh but tbh if I can't get the video there's really no point in going with a voice over, since the whole segment is VO anyway, I was going to use your bit to break that up but I can just as easy cut it short.

Anyway don't beat yourself up over it. I never leave myself relying on other people to pull something off so there was always a contingency there - FFS don't worry about fucking the whole thing up or anything. I got it covered. You tried your best I appreciate it anyway.

If you are interested in doing a VO seg in the next ep tho I got a hell infomercial in the pipeline that I'd be more than happy to give you a crack at. I'm sure by the time this is over people will be getting sick of the sound of my voices :)

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Suu

#126
April 13, 2007, 12:24:50 AM
I'm totally in for PSA.  :evil: I did a mock one in my audio production class back in college. I have to see if I can find it. It started like, "This is for all you low-life, scum-sucking dirtbags out there..."
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

saint aini

#127
April 13, 2007, 02:20:06 AM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on April 13, 2007, 12:24:50 AM
I'm totally in for PSA.  :evil: I did a mock one in my audio production class back in college. I have to see if I can find it. It started like, "This is for all you low-life, scum-sucking dirtbags out there..."

Or, you could do something like this: hxxp://www.99thmind.com/html/csl.html
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

LMNO

#128
April 13, 2007, 01:50:03 PM
Shit, aini, I know you like my friends' old work, but really.


Also:  what about mini cell phone movies?

saint aini

#129
April 13, 2007, 02:13:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 13, 2007, 01:50:03 PM
Shit, aini, I know you like my friends' old work, but really.


Also:  what about mini cell phone movies?

does she have any new work?

I'm very much inspired by her and The Zombie Cheerleader to plot my own short film.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

LMNO

#130
April 13, 2007, 02:22:15 PM
She's putting together a reel to shop around for work, so maybe.  I'll ask her about it.

Suu

#131
April 14, 2007, 07:01:52 PM
Best PSA EVAR:

http://kaousuu.net/AMVs/PSA2002.wma

I'm the female voice. Obviously. I know there's a lot of loops and such, it was an assignment and we had to do so many things in 1 minutes time. This way you can hear my voice, Silly.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

P3nT4gR4m

#132
April 23, 2007, 08:12:42 PM
Update.

Bet yuo all thought this bastard was dead huh? Not so I'm afraid. I just had to get my motivation back. And also some teething troubles with facepaint. Next time I do my chin too! In fact prolly my whole face (eyes included) just in case. I have the first minute of ep2 rendered now, plus a 4 minute sequence that I won't go into in too much detail here cos it'll spoil the surprise.

About 3-4 more minutes of BJ to animate then it should be good to go.

As usual I really can't see any redeeming features in this fucking thing, whatsoever but people said nice stuff about the last one so if they were lying to be nice then hell fucking mend them - thou shalt not bear false witness!

also: I'm glad I have 800gigs of storage on this tub cos so far this project has made a fair dent in it.


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

#133
April 23, 2007, 08:14:41 PM
Oh, I got my ProTools running again, if you need any audio processed.

That One Guy

#134
April 23, 2007, 08:15:54 PM
Slight threadjack - what ended up being the issue with the ProTools?

Back on track - can't wait to take a look at the next episode Silly  :mrgreen:
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