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Started by LHX, June 24, 2007, 05:50:59 PM

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Darth Cupcake

More or less, yes. :lulz:
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

AFK

I think I've perfected the delivery mechanism for such a device.  However, it is only compatible with the WHN Adult Female model. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

giant robot vagina lasers?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

PopeTom

Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 26, 2007, 09:34:59 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2007, 09:16:29 PM

By device you mean 'sperm hunting robot' I hope.


That is in fact exactly what I meant.

It has lasers!

Sweet, so I imagine sexing you up is like watching Star Wars for the very first time then?  ;)
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Darth Cupcake

Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2007, 11:09:04 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 26, 2007, 09:34:59 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2007, 09:16:29 PM

By device you mean 'sperm hunting robot' I hope.


That is in fact exactly what I meant.

It has lasers!

Sweet, so I imagine sexing you up is like watching Star Wars for the very first time then?  ;)

Pretty much. There's drama, there's lasers, there's splosions, there is edge of your fucking seat excitement!

There is also a $10.25 admission charge, and refreshments are horrifically overpriced. :lol:
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

PopeTom

Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 27, 2007, 04:59:04 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2007, 11:09:04 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 26, 2007, 09:34:59 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2007, 09:16:29 PM

By device you mean 'sperm hunting robot' I hope.


That is in fact exactly what I meant.

It has lasers!

Sweet, so I imagine sexing you up is like watching Star Wars for the very first time then?  ;)

Pretty much. There's drama, there's lasers, there's splosions, there is edge of your fucking seat excitement!

There is also a $10.25 admission charge, and refreshments are horrifically overpriced. :lol:

Is it only $6.50 if you start before 6pm and/or all day Sunday?
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

B_M_W

Quote from: PopeTom on June 27, 2007, 05:32:23 AM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 27, 2007, 04:59:04 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2007, 11:09:04 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 26, 2007, 09:34:59 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2007, 09:16:29 PM

By device you mean 'sperm hunting robot' I hope.


That is in fact exactly what I meant.

It has lasers!

Sweet, so I imagine sexing you up is like watching Star Wars for the very first time then?  ;)

Pretty much. There's drama, there's lasers, there's splosions, there is edge of your fucking seat excitement!

There is also a $10.25 admission charge, and refreshments are horrifically overpriced. :lol:

Is it only $6.50 if you start before 6pm and/or all day Sunday?

You mean a matinee?
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0


6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Darth Cupcake

Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on June 27, 2007, 12:46:59 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 27, 2007, 05:32:23 AM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 27, 2007, 04:59:04 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2007, 11:09:04 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 26, 2007, 09:34:59 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2007, 09:16:29 PM

By device you mean 'sperm hunting robot' I hope.


That is in fact exactly what I meant.

It has lasers!

Sweet, so I imagine sexing you up is like watching Star Wars for the very first time then?  ;)

Pretty much. There's drama, there's lasers, there's splosions, there is edge of your fucking seat excitement!

There is also a $10.25 admission charge, and refreshments are horrifically overpriced. :lol:

Is it only $6.50 if you start before 6pm and/or all day Sunday?

You mean a matinee?

I definitely misread that as "You mean a manatee?" and I was all, "wtf does this have to do with anything? But okay, my vagina could conceivably be a funny-looking and endangered species..."



Dear LHX -

I am sorry for stabbing your fread to stabbity stab jack-death. :oops:

xoxo,
-DC
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

B_M_W

Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 27, 2007, 02:18:43 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on June 27, 2007, 12:46:59 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 27, 2007, 05:32:23 AM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 27, 2007, 04:59:04 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2007, 11:09:04 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 26, 2007, 09:34:59 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2007, 09:16:29 PM

By device you mean 'sperm hunting robot' I hope.


That is in fact exactly what I meant.

It has lasers!

Sweet, so I imagine sexing you up is like watching Star Wars for the very first time then?  ;)

Pretty much. There's drama, there's lasers, there's splosions, there is edge of your fucking seat excitement!

There is also a $10.25 admission charge, and refreshments are horrifically overpriced. :lol:

Is it only $6.50 if you start before 6pm and/or all day Sunday?

You mean a matinee?

I definitely misread that as "You mean a manatee?" and I was all, "wtf does this have to do with anything? But okay, my vagina could conceivably be a funny-looking and endangered species..."


:lulz:
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0


6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.