RWHN's Pun House

[AFK]

Out on the ocean
She gives a courteous bow.
While gently waving.
A stern creature bumps my boat.
I know, it was on porpoise.

Tanka Pun.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waka_%28poetry%29#Tanka

[Iron Sulfide]

not a pun, but....




There once was a man from the sticks
who liked to write limericks
but he wrote them too short

not to be a dick, but i am a bit:

"there once was a man from the sticks
who liked to compose limericks
but he failed at the sport,
for wrote them too short"

i should know. i plagerized that one for a poetry class once.
she loved it, and never suspected a thing.

[LMNO]

These two go together:

There was a girl from Peru,
Whose limericks stopped at line two.





-and-



There was a girl from Verdun.



































Tick.... Tick..... Tick....

[AFK]

wicked smaat   

[AFK]

George W. Bush: "I can't see, I can't see, I've got snow in my eye!"
Tony Snow:  "Oops, sorry, I was aiming for your mouth."

[AFK]

Gymnast: I've got a horrible headache.
Friend: Really, why?
Gymanst:  I think I hit the Gym Beam a little too hard last night.

[Cramulus]

(repost 'cause on second thought it belonged here anyway)

[AFK]

[Cramulus]

psssst....

here's a version of that with the stockphoto watermark mostly WOMP'd out

[PopeTom]

Dumb ass 19 year old I took a training class with : So Tom, have you ever tried any extreme sports?

PopeTom: Well I tried sea kyaking once, but I really wasn't Inuit.

[LMNO]

I thought this link would be appropriate here:


http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5176

[AFK]

psssst....

here's a version of that with the stockphoto watermark mostly WOMP'd out

swote!  thanks.  I was too lazy to do it myself. 

[Suu]

I thought this link would be appropriate here:


http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5176

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[LMNO]

UNCOMFORTABLE AMOUNTS OF ENERGY!






KENYANS!

[Suu]

UNCOMFORTABLE AMOUNTS OF ENERGY!






KENYANS!

ENERGY!

AHHH!

ENERGY!!