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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Richter

#2430
December 10, 2007, 01:20:25 PM
That shameless Rabbit
Haughty mallard. Elmer Fudd,
Cannot shoot either.

NT: inappropriate ninja.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

#2431
December 10, 2007, 01:57:47 PM
he entered that knight
but he had been sound asleep
and he liked horses

NT: lol whut?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#2432
December 10, 2007, 02:22:06 PM
It's un-pearable
Wisdom's tree, yet foolish fruit
The Garden kicks out.

NT: Office bathroom sports.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

#2433
December 10, 2007, 02:24:57 PM
a urinal cake
two co-workers with yard sticks
Game-On! Yes! Game-On!

NT:  Don Cherry
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#2434
January 04, 2008, 06:23:45 PM
"Mr. George Zimmerman,
You have plaid three piece suits eh?"
"I Guarantee It!"

NT:  something boring
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#2435
January 04, 2008, 08:13:51 PM
Seed of life bursts out
Insectoid larvae issue forth
Cause? Lesser Wevil.

NT: Horsehoes and hand grenades
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

#2436
January 04, 2008, 08:24:26 PM
I was hoping someone would go that route. 

mega :mittens:

anyway...

tossing the metal
woot! the clang, the ringer, woot!
oh fuck, pin, splodey!

NT:  co-workers who fuck things up and create more work for you. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#2437
January 04, 2008, 08:38:01 PM
You let yourself in
to my office, "Can you help..."
There goes my deadline.

NT: The periodic table of the elements.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Triple Zero

#2438
January 04, 2008, 09:33:47 PM
H He Li Be B
C N O F Ne Ma Al
Si P S Ar K

NT: Mg and Cl, cause i skipped those
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Jasper

#2439
January 08, 2008, 06:36:28 PM
Burns bright and shiny
Signaling the release of
The deadly gas bomb

nt: virtual reality paradoxes

Triple Zero

#2440
January 08, 2008, 07:23:56 PM
one duck virtual
the other, reality
what a pair of ducks

nt: an even worse pun than this
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Nast

#2441
January 09, 2008, 12:05:47 AM
Thus a pun more dire:
A pencil without sharp end
Really, what's the point?

nt: freezer burn
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Jasper

#2442
January 09, 2008, 12:11:14 AM
It's only called that
A pound of frostburned liver
Doesn't count as cooked.

nt: scene kids

AFK

#2443
January 09, 2008, 08:28:27 PM
My father said once
Kids are better scene than heard
Whoops, damn synonyms.

nt: cinnamons
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#2444
January 10, 2008, 03:08:20 PM
Where you gonna run
Decadence from the far east.
to.  All on that day.

NT: Ball Bearings.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat
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