The Haiku Game

[Richter]

That shameless Rabbit
Haughty mallard. Elmer Fudd,
Cannot shoot either.

NT: inappropriate ninja.

[AFK]

he entered that knight
but he had been sound asleep
and he liked horses

NT: lol whut?

[Richter]

It's un-pearable
Wisdom's tree, yet foolish fruit
The Garden kicks out.

NT: Office bathroom sports.

[AFK]

a urinal cake
two co-workers with yard sticks
Game-On! Yes! Game-On!

NT:  Don Cherry

[AFK]

"Mr. George Zimmerman,
You have plaid three piece suits eh?"
"I Guarantee It!"

NT:  something boring

[Richter]

Seed of life bursts out
Insectoid larvae issue forth
Cause? Lesser Wevil.

NT: Horsehoes and hand grenades

[AFK]

I was hoping someone would go that route. 

mega

anyway...

tossing the metal
woot! the clang, the ringer, woot!
oh fuck, pin, splodey!

NT:  co-workers who fuck things up and create more work for you. 

[Suu]

You let yourself in
to my office, "Can you help..."
There goes my deadline.

NT: The periodic table of the elements.

[Triple Zero]

H He Li Be B
C N O F Ne Ma Al
Si P S Ar K

NT: Mg and Cl, cause i skipped those

[Jasper]

Burns bright and shiny
Signaling the release of
The deadly gas bomb

nt: virtual reality paradoxes

[Triple Zero]

one duck virtual
the other, reality
what a pair of ducks

nt: an even worse pun than this

[Nast]

Thus a pun more dire:
A pencil without sharp end
Really, what's the point?

nt: freezer burn

[Jasper]

It's only called that
A pound of frostburned liver
Doesn't count as cooked.

nt: scene kids

[AFK]

My father said once
Kids are better scene than heard
Whoops, damn synonyms.

nt: cinnamons

[Richter]

Where you gonna run
Decadence from the far east.
to.  All on that day.

NT: Ball Bearings.