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Started by hunter s.durden, January 10, 2008, 12:16:32 AM

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AFK

Quote from: Cain on January 11, 2008, 02:25:41 PM
People have actually cited the writers strike as to why people are getting more interested in politics and the election primaries.

So in short, Sex and the City is what got people like Bush elected.

I believe it.  Of course it also helps that many cable news outlets have essentially turned the Presidential elections into a neverending reality show. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Bharlion

I am so glad I don't watch television. The writers strike might have affected me. Goodness wouldn't that be sad. No they don't let me watch TV they say it isn't healthy for my brain. I think they just don't want me to know what is going on in the outside world!
Okay, why not. Didn't want to die alone anyways.

Jasper

You've got better chances finding accurate news on the tube spheres than on tv, Bhar.


Apikoros II

OK, multiple comments to make here so I will use the popular bullet form.

1. I'm with Cramulus here, I think even up to 18 years after birth can you do the Abortion thingee. Ain't my business
2. Soylent Green is people
3. How come no one said the popular: "Ever notice anti-abortion peeps are also pro-death penalty?"
4. Ever notice how lots of people say, "I am personally against abortion but it is the woman's right to choose?" Thats some half-assed shit
5. I am a misanthrope, I hate the human race, (and YOU especially. Yes, YOU) so I say sterilize everyone and be done with this shit already
6. Failing number 5, I think 10% of the Baby Boomers should voluntarily commit suicide in order to allow resources to continue. Hell, #5 and #6 would be OK too
7. I don't own a TV the few shows The Fahtzom Cabal approves of (30 Rock, Jericho and Lost) are through the interwebs
8. yes, I am a sterotypical Anarcho-Left Wing NY Jewish Intellectual.
9. Oh, most parents suck so I think all children should be taken away at birth and raised in children's communal centers.
10. I'd like to re-iterate that Soylent Green is people.

As Chairman Mao said, "Just because something never has been doesn't mean in cannot be, G-Money." G-Money in this case being Stalin.




I also believe that everything is false, even that statement and the one above it. Also, when you look into the abyss the abyss looks into you. Heck, the abyss sometimes winks and once it gave me the finger.

Triple Zero

Quote from: Apikoros II on January 13, 2008, 01:03:44 PM
I am a misanthrope, I hate the human race, (and YOU especially. Yes, YOU)

fuck you

i love you

have a fluffy bunny

QuoteI think 10% of the Baby Boomers should voluntarily commit suicide in order to allow resources to continue.

and save the dolphins, right?



SAVE THE FUCKING DOLPHINS

AND SET FREE THE BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO ...
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hunter s.durden

Quote from: Apikoros II on January 13, 2008, 01:03:44 PM
3. How come no one said the popular: "Ever notice anti-abortion peeps are also pro-death penalty?"
4. Ever notice how lots of people say, "I am personally against abortion but it is the woman's right to choose?" Thats some half-assed shit
5. I am a misanthrope, I hate the human race, (and YOU especially. Yes, YOU) so I say sterilize everyone and be done with this shit already
8. yes, I am a sterotypical Anarcho-Left Wing NY Jewish Intellectual.
10. I'd like to re-iterate that Soylent Green is people.

3. That stance makes sense to me. I am Pro-death, which I think is a good consistant stance. Pro-abortion, Pro-Capital Punishment, Pro-Euthanasia. In fact, under my regime, the death penalty would be applied to child molesters.
4. Sort of agreed. It does seem a bit weak to say "I won't kill, but you go ahead and do what you want. I appreciate they're staying out of y buisness, though.
5. Likewise
8. wut
10 . Soylent Green is your mom.
This space for rent.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I am personally against green peppers, but I support your right to choose.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Suu

Quote from: Nigel on January 13, 2008, 09:33:22 PM
I am personally against green peppers, but I support your right to choose.

FUCK YOU! MY MOM DIED OF BEING PERSONALLY AGAINST GREEN PEPPERS!


[ / old meme]

lol.

Suu
- <3's peppers.
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Cain

FUCK YOU SUU, MY MOM DIED FROM ABUSE OF OLD MEMES!

Triple Zero

FUCK YOU CAIN SOMEBODY DIED
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


AFK

Quote from: Apikoros II on January 13, 2008, 01:03:44 PM
4. Ever notice how lots of people say, "I am personally against abortion but it is the woman's right to choose?" Thats some half-assed shit.

Assuming, of course, the range of opinions and stances on abortion are as linear as they are portrayed on the evening news.  As a Discordian you should realize that there are always multiple possibilities. 

Quote5. I am a misanthrope, I hate the human race, (and YOU especially. Yes, YOU) so I say sterilize everyone and be done with this shit already
6. Failing number 5, I think 10% of the Baby Boomers should voluntarily commit suicide in order to allow resources to continue. Hell, #5 and #6 would be OK too

For someone talking about "half-assed shit" you seem to have a keen interest in using the Easy Button to solve problems. 

Quote
9. Oh, most parents suck so I think all children should be taken away at birth and raised in children's communal centers.

What an outlandish thing to say.   :roll:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero


(rwhn, pssst wtf does this mean: "As a Discordian you should--")

(not that i dont agree with your general statement, but you know .. )
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AFK

True, I shouldn't assume one is a Discordian.  Perhaps it should have read, "One who is open minded should..."
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

i was actually talking about the bit where it seemed like you were trying to tell a discordian what to do

but never mind, really :)
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