Ask Bella

[Den Sorte Dragen]

hmm....so you're just saying NO

That all depends on what you're offering.  

Young people today - no negotiation whatsoever, they don't even try.

I don't have sex with men usually, but I feel flattered  

[Guido Finucci]

Ahhh, apologies - I misunderstood the question. I am definitely saying no as it would appear that there is no bribery whatsoever to be involved in the revealing of your (or any of your sibling's) age.

[Den Sorte Dragen]

Ahhh, apologies - I misunderstood the question. I am definitely saying no as it would appear that there is no bribery whatsoever to be involved in the revealing of your (or any of your sibling's) age.

No but you'ld miss very good sex

[Guido Finucci]

No but you'ld miss very good sex

Good as compared to... what?

While I can't claim to be in the top thousand lovers of all time, realistically I doubt I'd be even close to the top thousand still active, I do pride myself that everyone I've ever slept with was keen to come back for more, so good as in 'the best you've ever had'? Good as in 'you won't be able to walk for weeks'? Good as in 'quite relaxing'? Good as in 'you'll never go back'? Good as in 'I may not notice you're there as I scream my own name'? What are we talking here?

[Den Sorte Dragen]

No but you'ld miss very good sex

Good as compared to... what?

While I can't claim to be in the top thousand lovers of all time, realistically I doubt I'd be even close to the top thousand still active, I do pride myself that everyone I've ever slept with was keen to come back for more, so good as in 'the best you've ever had'? Good as in 'you won't be able to walk for weeks'? Good as in 'quite relaxing'? Good as in 'you'll never go back'? Good as in 'I may not notice you're there as I scream my own name'? What are we talking here?

good as in 'you'll beg for more -in an addicted way'

[Guido Finucci]

good as in 'you'll beg for more -in an addicted way'

Sex with you is like doggy treats?  

[Den Sorte Dragen]

good as in 'you'll beg for more -in an addicted way'

Sex with you is like doggy treats?  

no, its awesome!!! and everything is possible (so also doggy style)

[Malaul]

good as in 'you'll beg for more -in an addicted way'

Sex with you is like doggy treats?  

            OMG

[Malaul]

good as in 'you'll beg for more -in an addicted way'

Sex with you is like doggy treats?  

no, its awesome!!! and everything is possible (so also doggy style)

what about kitty style?

[Den Sorte Dragen]

good as in 'you'll beg for more -in an addicted way'

Sex with you is like doggy treats?  

no, its awesome!!! and everything is possible (so also doggy style)

what about kitty style?

even better

[Malaul]

good as in 'you'll beg for more -in an addicted way'

Sex with you is like doggy treats?  

no, its awesome!!! and everything is possible (so also doggy style)

what about kitty style?

even better

becareful, this one involves clawing of backs,biting f necks, much wailing and other refinements

[Penumbral]

dear Bella,
Do these hips make my pants look fat?

[Bella]

dear Bella,
Do these hips make my pants look fat?

::Bella, not having Penumbral standing right in front of her, dusts off the cards of destiny and asks for an answer::

The cards say not to worry.......
You're so manly that nothing makes your pants look fat.

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

Dear Bella
, its my bday
and my BF didnt wish me happy bday at all
and just yelled at me to clean the kitchen


DO I kill him fast or slow?
or do I just leave?

Happy Birthday Malaul!!!

DS and the Demon Seeds are making you a cake.  Would you like that delivered via messenger pidgeon?

My BD is on the 5th..........

*pisces.........that explains it all*  

are they really? how cute!!  Pigeoon is fine by me!!!

They just released the 23 pidgeons carrying a three layered cake of perfection of every possible flavor and color........made only by themselves...............and a note that says, "Happy Birthday Malaul", "It's snowing in Florida".

I hope you get it soon, before it rains or the pidgeons get hungry.

I threw up my hands in disgust and wondered if it had been such a good idea to have eaten my hands in the first place.

That is tooooooo funny!!!      

Note to Den Sorte:  It's my birthday and you want me to give you spankings?

Ok

Spankings all around!

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

Yes, I'll make sher Demonica checks the board tomorrow.
I'll be accepting bribes from people who want to know how
old she is, and will want her around to make counter-offers.

::Bella wanders off to find a biiiiig bag to hold all the money
she's going to make tomorrow::

Bella Darling,  Would that be cat years, dog years, or vampire years?



I have years............don't make me use them!