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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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AFK

#2460
January 23, 2008, 08:40:41 PM
I need a tissue
I reach out for a hanky
FUCK! IT'S SANDPAPER!

NT:  Emmanuel Lewis is a Rapist
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Diseris

#2461
January 23, 2008, 10:15:14 PM
Webster the giant
White wimen the mountain top
ass bleeding in June

NT: spastic colons
You didn't enjoy it you never believed it there won't be a refund you'll never go back - TMBG

Cramulus

#2462
January 23, 2008, 10:36:34 PM
colons: similes
like this : that :: thither : hither
sometimes: out: control


NT: Erotic punctuation

Richter

#2463
January 24, 2008, 12:42:07 AM
Cute apostrophe
Her hyphen fine, but alas!
Time for period.

NT: Meat packing machinery.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Richter

#2464
January 31, 2008, 01:48:32 PM
WELL?

STEP UP DAMMNIT!
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

the other anonymous

#2465
February 01, 2008, 11:26:59 AM
Meat packing machine
Consuming all meat in sight
NO! PLEASE NOT MY MEAT!

NT: With only Hillary and Obama, white men will just have to decide whether to vote their race or their gender.

AFK

#2466
February 01, 2008, 01:32:11 PM
difficult choices
which one should the wasp vote for
i do miss bubba

NT:  Sheep Dip
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#2467
February 02, 2008, 03:01:49 AM
baa baa baa baa baa
baa baa baa baa baa baa baa
baa baa baa baa blub

NT: taking the easy way out
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Richter

#2468
February 02, 2008, 04:15:49 AM Last Edit: February 02, 2008, 04:17:54 AM by Richter
Got a good reason.
She took me half the way there.
One way ticket, yeah.

NT: Stag Beatles
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

#2469
February 04, 2008, 03:20:36 PM
That one-legged harpie,
Took all my dough and now I'm
Hanging with Ringo.

NT:  spider goats
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cainad (dec.)

#2470
February 05, 2008, 09:50:36 PM
Ungulate spider
From thy silken udders leak...
Fuck! This is not milk!

NT: Coconut crabs

Eve

#2471
February 05, 2008, 10:00:04 PM
Stay away, palm thief!
Don't take my shiny pots--go
Eat a fucking fig.

NT: Richter's avatar
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

leln

#2472
February 06, 2008, 02:15:15 AM
Apt pupil, goatse?
The stretching can't be healthy
I know I blink now.

NT: standardized tests
[initially a "Rabid Wombat of the Eastern Intertubes." Now the] Glorious Peoples' Revolutionary Wombat of Wrath and Righteous Retribution.

"If you speak out of turn again, I will unscrew your neckpipe and use the resulting hole for my lavatory.  And I have one fuck of a case of the squirts today."

Cainad (dec.)

#2473
February 06, 2008, 02:57:26 AM
Bubble the answer
Truth mandated by the State
Shit, two minutes left.

NT: Tacky lawn ornaments

Richter

#2474
February 06, 2008, 03:33:15 AM
OH! but how I do wish
Your Gnome would Roam away
From your trailer's hood!

NT: Dad I took up knitting
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat
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