The Haiku Game

[Jasper]

Shoveling drives on
the winter of discontent
wishing he were me.



NT: Bookstore toilet effluvia.

[Richter]

Large men splish and splash.
This is no second childhood.
Don't borrow his shoes.

NT: Videre Vargary Viagara

[Diseris]

Help to fight Blurgiss
Book of vision guides the way
four hours call doc

NT: pepermint barnacles

[Cramulus]

There was an old whale named Andy
whose equipment was uncommon, uncanny
     his briny old scrote
     was the size of a boat
and it tasted like pepperment candy


NT: haiku vs limerick

[tyrannosaurus vex]

oh my fucking god
not this fucking shit again
jesus fucking christ

[Cainad (dec.)]

Yes, Jesus fucked Christ
As any healthy man would
What? He had a wank

NT: vex forgot to post an NT

[tyrannosaurus vex]

NT: waterboarding

[Richter]

Really?  I'd love to!
I enjoy water skiing.
WAIT!  What's the bag for?

NT: Cars to avoid.

[Jasper]

Is that a semi?
Not really it's optimus.
OH SHIT, GET IN THE-

NT: The human condition, and the subtle play of light on autumn leaves.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Flaming water gleam
The human condition blows
Chunks from monkey's ass

NT: pompous poets and their piddling poetry

[Elezar th Apostate]

Never use a rhyme
If you want to sound sublime.
...works most of the time.



next topic:  the storage and use of moonpies

[tyrannosaurus vex]

moonpie... oh moonpie
conveniently brown color
they will not suspect

nt: leave it to beaver

[AFK]

Were you expecting
a double entendre here?
ha ha ha ha ha!

nt:  Celebrate your favorite former President on President's Day in a haiku

[Richter]

Start a nuclear war.
Wear beard, top hat, and hot pance.
Lincoln, in grave, laughs.

NT: Bull Moose Party

[Suu]

Bull moose bull moose bull
Big wigs, hahaha get it?
moose bull moose bull moose


NT: Poland.