Jesus Died for YOU

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

::stabbinates Cthulhu repeatedly::

::sells Cthulhu's body parts to Japanese who then eat them::

[Anonymous]

Isn't it funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace.

Yes, let's have a big pity party for the poor downtrodden Christians, so horribly abused and repressed and... oh wait.  They're not.  But let's have a party anyway.

[Horab Fibslager]

i had a discussion about jesus at the workplace once. my boss said i was going to hell. i told him he didn;t understand jesus. then he pumped up the christian rap/rock.  

[mobbing]

I recently had a confrontation with the Christianity. A school colleague is member of the ICF (International Christian Felloship). And because he every day in shool tries to bring me back on the "right" way, I decided to visit one of these special ICF - services. And I was really impressed how much good vibes there were. I am not very sensitive for "vibes" but one must be completely a log if he won't have felt anything there.
Although I was very impressed I wasn't convinced by the Christanity. I felt, that it is not the right way for me to find enlightment, Jesus, God, Tao or Me. Anyway it was a qute good experience. Now I am still searching for myself. And I decided to leave the christian church.
I think it is important to give religion a chance.

[Das Raddiche]

FBO - Faith based Organization
FBO - Foul Body Odor

Coincidence or a conspiracy perpetrated by politically correct cabbages

[Verthaine]

I recently had a confrontation with the Christianity. A school colleague is member of the ICF (International Christian Felloship). And because he every day in shool tries to bring me back on the "right" way, I decided to visit one of these special ICF - services. And I was really impressed how much good vibes there were. I am not very sensitive for "vibes" but one must be completely a log if he won't have felt anything there.
Although I was very impressed I wasn't convinced by the Christanity. I felt, that it is not the right way for me to find enlightment, Jesus, God, Tao or Me. Anyway it was a qute good experience. Now I am still searching for myself. And I decided to leave the christian church.
I think it is important to give religion a chance.

We've given religion enough chances for the last 6000 yrs,and where has it gotten us.Fuck religions.I am an erisian because I am sick of people telling me how to worship the Creator.Religion is for people who are afraid to think for themselves.Discordianism is for those who have the balls to say"I know as much about the Creator as any evangelist,pope,rabbi,iman etc.I think for myself,shmucks".

[Das Raddiche]

We've given religion enough chances for the last 6000 yrs,and where has it gotten us.Fuck religions.I am an erisian because I am sick of people telling me how to worship the Creator.Religion is for people who are afraid to think for themselves.Discordianism is for those who have the balls to say"I know as much about the Creator as any evangelist,pope,rabbi,iman etc.I think for myself,shmucks".

Thats what ive been trying to say about governments, war, do gooding legumes,etc., etc.,

But no anarchists are children blah blah blah. You try standing up to a redneck texas cop trying to search your vehicle. I was pulled over for a seatbelt violation. i was pushed shoved and handcuffed in the back of the cop car . They didnt make me crack and they searched and i got them suspended. That wasnt enough, long story short i got 2 cops fired but i didnt go through the justice system and it wasnt because of my case.  Thats when i became an anarchists my so called civil rights were raped that night. I decided i didnt want any rights granted to me by any government or group of people propping themselves up to be leaders. Freedom will not be doled out to me by a man, radish, or religious code.  

[Bella]

Freedom will not be doled out to me by a man, radish, or religious code.

This reminds me of a book I ran across today while cleaning the bookcases -
"How I Found Freedom in an Unfree World" by Harry Browne.
The author talks about taking one's freedom,
as opposed to asking for and then accepting it from an outside source.

[Grampa Kaos]

Isn't it funny how every group on this post is Pope and so has Plenary indulgence?

BUTT knowing when to use it is the key~!~!~[/b][img]

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"Bob" would have gotten a better price.

PraiseBOB butt watch out for connie

Unlike Budha, Jesus hung out with hookers.

My kind of messiah.

not me i'd rather spend seven years under a tree to gain enlightenment over nailed to a tree...

Jesus saves... he passes it to Gretzky... Gretzky Lookes around buys the Yotes  Shoots... he SCORES!

hahahahaha

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Actually the Buddha known as Siddartha Gautama hung out with many hookers. And many hookers have sinced gained enlightenment.

Cthulhu Eats for Your Sins

[mobbing]

I started to read a little in the bible.

I the first few lines I found the first mistake:

1 The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham. 2 Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren; 3 And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram; 4 And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon; 5 And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse; 6 And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias; 7 And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa; 8 And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias; 9 And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias; 10 And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias; 11 And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon: 12 And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel; 13 And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor; 14 And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud; 15 And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob; 16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ. 17 So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations; and from David until the carrying away into Babylon are fourteen generations; and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen generations.


Jesus Christ son of David. hihi it makes me laughing again.

[Verthaine]

I think one of the biggest reasons why I can never be a christian is because their holy book is so damn boring.Not funny and thought provoking(like the PD),not profound and poetic(like the Tao te Ching),just a 1000 ansd so pages of how fucked up the ancient Jews were,how big of an egotistical tyrant Yahweh was,lots of "Thou shalts" and Thou shalt nots,a few rapes and genocides,and lots of hate anyone who is not a believer.

[mobbing]

I think one of the biggest reasons why I can never be a christian is because their holy book is so damn boring.Not funny and thought provoking(like the PD),not profound and poetic(like the Tao te Ching),just a 1000 ansd so pages of how fucked up the ancient Jews were,how big of an egotistical tyrant Yahweh was,lots of "Thou shalts" and Thou shalt nots,a few rapes and genocides,and lots of hate anyone who is not a believer.

you are absolutly right. it's the most boring book i've ever started to read. how can anyone be convinced by a book with the same or lower amount of truth like lord of the rings and such a boring style of writing that anyone wo tries to read a bit every evening has eventually found the best medicine against insomnia. never the less i am reading the bible to be able to have a good discussion with this god dude in school.
some collegues just started to claim that i am sinking now and not diving anymore

from my point of view it looks like no one of these christians has ever read a book about other religions that was not published by a christian. and this is the worst thing to do. they don't see that jesus himself brought something new and unknown and all the people who followed him were not at all like the christians today. they would never follow somone who brings a new religion, even if he show them miracles. they will claim that he is sent by the devil or even is the devil himself.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Christians just don't know how to live under anarchist authoritarianism correctly.

[Anonymous]

Saw The Passion.

Fliegender kinder schei?üe!!!!!!!!!!!

Most disturbing film I've ever seen.

Pastor Dies Watching 'Passion of Christ'