The Haiku Game

[Richter]

Ruxpin, his love life
Failed, without his VHS
Could not get it up.

NT: "I named my guns Entropy and Irony"

[e]

One of them broke down,
The other saved a guy's life.
That ought to teach me...

topic: misuse of the word "irony"

[Payne]

This lump of metal
it is grey and very hard
It is irony.

NT: why the above Haiku should be grounds to have me killed.

[e]

(I have this T-shirt)
Puns are valid grounds for death
In third world countries.

topic: Discworld

[Chairman Risus]

I never read it
But it froze the haiku thread
So we skip this one.

NT: Famous last words

[Richter]

Profound? Poetic?
Just wouldn't be a good laugh.
"Everyone!  Watch this!"

NT: Rum

[Doktor Loki]

Oh, Sailor Jerry
the things you do to my head
drunken rants are great

nt: people who cut themselves

[Churro the Viscous]

My wrists look better
With gashes, deep and bleeding
On the bathroom floor.

NT : Doublespeak

[Chairman Risus]

Vegetarian:
Eats that which cannot fight back
and feels superior.

NT: awkward metaphor

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Like a teenage boy
Nothing but elbows and knees
I knock it over

NT: The future of society

[Doktor Loki]

Ha ha ha ha ha
we are so fucked its crazy
death rays from above

nt: "Bob"

[Cainad (dec.)]

Ha ha ha ha ha
You are so fucked it's crazy
Buy your salvation!

NT: Unoriginality

[AFK]

I write my haikus
With that wonderful machine,
Photocopier

NT:  Dick Cheney's Wet Dream

[Richter]

Lewinsky and Rice
Playing nice, but Paula Jones!?
Horror!  Yet still came.

NT: Iron Chef tragedies

[AFK]

It was battle beef.
But the meat was not cooked well.
And Ted Allen Died.

NT:  tl;dr