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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Suu

Syllables of five
What? Seven you say now? Oh dear.
This is too much work.


NT: Failed Haiku
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

The swan floats along
Sometimes there aren't enough syllables
Oh that last line was way too long
and damn it so was that one.
hell, now I have too many lines
and

Oh FAIL.

NT: Scientology
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Cramulus

Quote from: Suu Fett on April 11, 2008, 04:22:47 PM
NT: Failed Haiku

just gonna jack this one...



There once was a man from the sticks
who liked to write limericks.
But he wrote them too short

e

I love anti-limericks.

Mean old Xenu man
Blows up billions of dead souls
GIANT THREE DEE FILMS!!!!!!!

topic: when drugs and science fiction mix

Bu🤠ns

my bios-brain ticks
buy motor oil and lube
my philip k. dicks

teletubbies 2012

e

Scarring adult minds
They infiltrate your network
Singing happy songs.

topic: a haiku in which the second line is only one word.

Chairman Risus

Here is your big word
Antinflamatory
Keep your big word k?

NT: Tourettes

e

You missed an "i" there
In your FLYING BABY SHIT
word in the FUCK middle.

topic: obscenity

Chelagoras The Boulder

Fuck Fuck shit titty
douche bag cunt retarded fag
dont i sound so smart?


NT: trains
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

Bu🤠ns

they're two they're four they're
SIX! SIX SIX! HATE! HATE! HATE! HATE!
...trucks and hauling freight.

nt: 

e

Shredded cat body
But he's too cute to murder!
(Evil doggy mind)

topic: Ghostbusters (the movie)

Churro the Viscous

Ghosts really exist.
If there's a ghost in your hood,
Who you gonna' call?

NT : Bob Dylan
"Nothing is true. Everything is permissible." - Hasan bin Sabbah
"Non Serviam" - Satan

e

Strumming the guitar,
Giving no chance to undead.
He busts ghosts with song!

topic: Zorses

Churro the Viscous

Cossar Ewart, wow,
You made some fugly creatures.
You're so fucked up, man.

NT : Children in the Streets of Chicago
"Nothing is true. Everything is permissible." - Hasan bin Sabbah
"Non Serviam" - Satan

tyrannosaurus vex

chicago street kids?
watchu talkin bout, willis?
watchu talkin bout?

NT: typical white women
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.