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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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BADGE OF HONOR

#165
June 21, 2008, 09:17:38 AM
Quote from: Saint Valifer on June 21, 2008, 04:23:38 AM
I love Ramen Noodles.

Despite the net negative nutritional gain.



They are also incredibly bad for you, especially when eaten in quantity over a long period of time.

Just saying.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#166
June 21, 2008, 05:46:43 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on June 21, 2008, 09:17:38 AM
Quote from: Saint Valifer on June 21, 2008, 04:23:38 AM
I love Ramen Noodles.

Despite the net negative nutritional gain.



They are also incredibly bad for you, especially when eaten in quantity over a long period of time.

Just saying.

I though that was what "net negative nutritional gain" meant. I knew these guys who ate nothing but ramen and white rice for months, and they got soooooo skinny, and sickly.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

BADGE OF HONOR

#167
June 21, 2008, 09:51:51 PM
I was thinking more along the lines of hypertension and heart attacks from all the sodium.  But more to the point, the original simile was comparing ramen to discordianism...I mean, look at what happened to all of us here.   :lulz:
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Cainad (dec.)

#168
June 21, 2008, 10:00:35 PM
Discordianism made us the best goddamn web community on the Internets?


Cainad,
Loves you guys. Even the spags.

BADGE OF HONOR

#169
June 21, 2008, 11:02:15 PM
 :oops:
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#170
June 22, 2008, 08:09:35 AM
PD.com: The malnutrition of the internets.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#171
September 23, 2008, 01:37:06 AM
I know a guy who literally turned yellow from prolonged ramen consumption.

Pastafarianism is more akin to ramen.

BADGE OF HONOR

#172
September 23, 2008, 01:38:30 AM
All right, what's discordianism then?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Jasper

#173
September 23, 2008, 01:41:34 AM
Popcorn.

BADGE OF HONOR

#174
September 23, 2008, 01:45:54 AM
 :lulz:
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

East Coast Hustle

#175
September 23, 2008, 05:35:10 AM
discordianism is more like a really greasy curry.

you can barely stop yourself from shoveling it in, but it carries the potential to explode from within you at inappropriate and socially crippling times.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

#176
September 23, 2008, 01:42:46 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 23, 2008, 05:35:10 AM
discordianism is more like a really greasy curry.

you can barely stop yourself from shoveling it in, but it carries the potential to explode from within you at inappropriate and socially crippling times.

:potd:

Fester the Pustule

#177
November 19, 2008, 05:19:45 PM
I came, I consumed, I belched.  *urp*

I'm Fester The Pustule and I disapprove of your approvals.

I came, I consumed, I belched

*urp*

hooplala

#178
November 19, 2008, 05:37:45 PM
Quote from: Fester the Pustule on November 19, 2008, 05:19:45 PM
I came, I consumed, I belched.  *urp*

I'm Fester The Pustule and I disapprove of your approvals.



So?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Cramulus

#179
November 19, 2008, 06:32:36 PM
hey fester




any relation?
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