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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by trillian, August 05, 2008, 03:33:44 AM

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Jenne

#45
August 23, 2008, 11:32:36 PM
"baggy saggy eyes and skinny face...but damn that ass...bounce go the quarters!"

LMNO

#46
August 25, 2008, 01:08:13 PM
"Bacon is my Jesus."

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#47
August 25, 2008, 04:51:20 PM
"i just saw THE belgian waffle!!!!"

Jenne

#48
August 25, 2008, 05:27:16 PM
Quote from: Frederieke Noodle on August 25, 2008, 04:51:20 PM
"i just saw THE belgian waffle!!!!"

Incidentally, it was Waffle Day yesterday...and coincidentally, we had Mickey Mouse waffles for breakfast.

AFK

#49
August 25, 2008, 07:36:12 PM
"It happened in the Great Cartoon Crossover of '65."
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#50
August 26, 2008, 08:57:31 AM
i keep looking through my text message history, but all i get are full context messages along the lines of where are you i'm here meet you at X and i missed the bus see you at Y dont forget to bring your Z

(where X Y and Z are all perfectly harmless sensible terms)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

trillian

#51
August 26, 2008, 02:58:01 PM
"Rocky is in my Spanish class."

Richter

#52
August 26, 2008, 05:33:33 PM
"ODIN!!"
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Sir Squid Diddimus

#53
August 26, 2008, 06:12:50 PM
"Have you considered a poison dart?"

"An alarm clock 30 ft high with razor teeth and lazer eyes! With a 1.21 giggawatt tazer for a snooze button! It'll shit plutonium and eat stars for lunch!"

"Apparently when someone says 'what do you think when I say metrics' the correct answer is not 'stupid business jargon that you change every couple of quarters to make it look like you do something'."

"Do you ever pass someone so ugly that you don't want to breathe in after you pass them because you might inhale some of their ugly?"

BADGE OF HONOR

#54
August 27, 2008, 07:07:45 AM
"My childhood is basically the smell of bactine and granola"
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Cramulus

#55
August 28, 2008, 04:49:43 PM
This is from a sixth grade worksheet I'm editing right now.

"Before the 1500s, what kinds of balls did Europeans play with?"

Cainad (dec.)

#56
August 28, 2008, 04:52:21 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 28, 2008, 04:49:43 PM
This is from a sixth grade worksheet I'm editing right now.

"Before the 1500s, what kinds of balls did Europeans play with?"

:spittake:

Richter

#57
August 29, 2008, 11:37:41 PM
"This studnet is changing their underwear"
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Darth Cupcake

#58
August 30, 2008, 07:00:33 AM
"Oh! I have a hot and salty load for you!!"
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

NWC

#59
September 01, 2008, 05:51:10 AM
Ps,we got dicks like jesus.
PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED
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