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Janvier's condensed crap.

Started by Janvier, September 09, 2008, 03:17:23 AM

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Janvier

Quote from: Eve on September 09, 2008, 06:21:33 AM
Do I win anything?
Have you ever read any of the Socratic dialogues?

Janvier

Oh, come on. Challenge me! I'm open to anyone up for it

Janvier


BADGE OF HONOR

Needs to be made into a pretty poster.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Janvier

Do you fully understand the magnitude of the breakthrough?

Janvier

Quote from: Hoopla on September 09, 2008, 01:12:33 PM
Quote from: Janvier on September 09, 2008, 12:31:28 PM
Also, Goddess would like to let you know Nixon is a fucking pussie.

Actually, as the ambassador of Eris on this planet I can tell you with great confidence that she found and foind Nixon to be the funniest politician of all time.

Haha, are you assuming, or just checking?
Or both...?

Here I am, a pothead philosopher. Do you understand my predicament? I will be judged for what my interests are, rather than what my character is.
But believe it, or not: you can help me! Just by reading this, you become the RNA "reader", as I am the crude DNA which you can edit and use freely.
  I will not permit any to take part in all my secrets until they have read every last letter of my way (or until you figure out this is impossible, silly - or maybe until you realize that to become me, you have to best me), but I'm willing to relinquish enough along the way to keep it interesting.

Janvier

Also, Eris demands that if I am no longer to be her ambassador, she is to get a hot chick at least.

LMNO



Janvier


Jenne

Quote from: Janvier on September 09, 2008, 05:26:25 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2008, 04:54:03 PM
Quote from: Janvier on September 09, 2008, 07:33:05 AM
Or kill me.

THIEF! THIEF!
Do you mean to say you've never done this yourself before?

Man you read a lot into 2 words--or rather one repeated in all caps.

Janvier

Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2008, 08:03:08 PM
Quote from: Janvier on September 09, 2008, 05:26:25 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2008, 04:54:03 PM
Quote from: Janvier on September 09, 2008, 07:33:05 AM
Or kill me.

THIEF! THIEF!
Do you mean to say you've never done this yourself before?

Man you read a lot into 2 words--or rather one repeated in all caps.

It takes a special eye to see the words that aren't there.

Darth Cupcake

MY FACE THREAD

MY BEAUTIFUL FACE THREAD

It has been spaggoted to all hell. :cry:
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Payne


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I really like this piece, D-Cup.

I'm not sure I've done it justice, so I may do another version.

8.5 x 11


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