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Triple Zero

#1380
October 09, 2008, 01:38:50 PM
Quote from: Payne on October 09, 2008, 09:59:00 AM
Why the fuck am I the "Heart" guy?

cause he's your height.

Quote from: Payne on October 09, 2008, 10:48:05 AMEven when you were a kid, watching that show, you thought "what the fuck? Heart? What kind of pansy assed power is that?"

didn't it grand him the power of telepathy or something? and enchanting people? mind control?

i think it had great potential, except that the little guy wielding that ring was such a pansy ass himself.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
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INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cramulus

#1381
October 09, 2008, 02:06:43 PM
Quote from: triple zero on October 09, 2008, 01:38:50 PM
Quote from: Payne on October 09, 2008, 09:59:00 AM
Why the fuck am I the "Heart" guy?

cause he's your height.

:hammer:
OH SNAP

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Quote from: Payne on October 09, 2008, 10:48:05 AMEven when you were a kid, watching that show, you thought "what the fuck? Heart? What kind of pansy assed power is that?"

didn't it grand him the power of telepathy or something? and enchanting people? mind control?

i think it had great potential, except that the little guy wielding that ring was such a pansy ass himself.


IIRC it let him talk to monkeys and other shitty animals. He was the aquaman of the Planeteers.

Payne

#1382
October 09, 2008, 02:35:58 PM
Yeah, he had the power that bound them all together. Kinda like The Force in star wars, but more ghey, and without the flip side of being able to shoot lightning bolts while cackling madly.

Fuck him. He was useless. Why couldn't he have had "Kick Ass!" as a power instead. Infinitely more useful and awesome.

Vene

#1383
October 09, 2008, 02:38:47 PM

Triple Zero

#1384
October 09, 2008, 03:46:30 PM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

LMNO

#1385
October 09, 2008, 03:58:11 PM
FUCKING.  WIN.

Suu

#1386
October 09, 2008, 04:00:56 PM
HOLY SHIT!
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Dr Goofy

#1387
October 09, 2008, 04:08:03 PM
 :lulz:

Dr Goofy

#1388
October 09, 2008, 04:12:36 PM
Payne its cause you have the biggest heart!

Bu🤠ns

#1389
October 09, 2008, 04:33:01 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Payne

#1390
October 09, 2008, 11:27:45 PM

Dr Goofy

#1391
October 09, 2008, 11:28:42 PM
I will get you a better face later I am womping the ministers over there.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1392
October 10, 2008, 12:26:06 AM
Quote from: Dr Goofy on October 09, 2008, 07:22:23 AM
To those who have womped me!



But I hate the planet.   :sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dr Goofy

#1393
October 10, 2008, 12:29:07 AM
How could people hate the planet?

The Good Reverend Roger

#1394
October 10, 2008, 12:30:12 AM
Quote from: Dr Goofy on October 10, 2008, 12:29:07 AM
How could people hate the planet?

I  hate people, too.   :sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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