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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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The Good Reverend Roger

#1440
October 11, 2008, 05:52:02 AM
Quote from: Payne on October 10, 2008, 10:44:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 10, 2008, 12:26:06 AM
Quote from: Dr Goofy on October 09, 2008, 07:22:23 AM
To those who have womped me!



But I hate the planet.   :sad:

I will make it somewhat easier for all of us, then.



"EARTHY ASS CAKES!"
"FIREY BUTT HOLE!"
"TRAPPED WIND!"
"WATERY DIARRHEA!"
"SHART!"

"Go Colon!"

"By your powers combined, I am Captain Colon!"

Captain Colon, he's our hero
More decadent than that Roman, Nero

He's our hate shitting magnified
And he's fighting with his colonic side

Captain Colon, he's our hero
Dropped your health bar down to zero

His pance have been torn asunder
Whats that smell? A meaty grunter!

"You'll pay for this Captain Colon!"

We're the Colon-eers!
Shit your hate too!
'Cause evacuating your bowels is the thing to do!

Your hippie bullshit has had it's day
Hear what Captain Colon has to say!

"This Shit-Cake is Yours!"

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AMAZING!   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#1441
October 11, 2008, 06:18:16 AM
That was astounding.

Suu

#1442
October 12, 2008, 05:01:02 AM

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Dr Goofy

#1443
October 12, 2008, 05:32:29 AM

Suu

#1444
October 12, 2008, 03:40:19 PM
For some reason, you're head just screams "FUN LOVING POLE DANCER".
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jasper

#1445
October 12, 2008, 10:07:32 PM
I'd pay money to see a pole dancer that could spin like that in real life.

Other idea:  A dance pole that mechanically spins so you can do that effortlessly.

Payne

#1446
October 12, 2008, 10:28:37 PM

Suu

#1447
October 13, 2008, 04:51:45 PM
I have a bad feeling about this.
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Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Bu🤠ns

#1448
October 14, 2008, 02:14:37 AM

Idem

#1449
October 14, 2008, 02:40:56 AM
*snigger*

Richter

#1450
October 14, 2008, 03:02:30 AM
I had to scroll over to get it, and was horrified the whole way.

Well done!
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

BADGE OF HONOR

#1451
October 14, 2008, 07:11:28 AM
Who are those "people"?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Bu🤠ns

#1452
October 14, 2008, 08:05:04 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on October 14, 2008, 07:11:28 AM
Who are those "people"?

this one's all yours, Dr.   :evil:

Jasper

#1453
October 14, 2008, 08:34:22 AM
I assume they are Nightwish, by the picture of Dr. Goofy on the far right captioned "nightwish 4 eva".

Dr Goofy

#1454
October 14, 2008, 05:42:57 PM
HAHAHAHA!!!!! That is priceless! :mittens:
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