Unofficial What are you Reading Thread?

[Cain]

I love those books.

But I am about ready to give up on them because stupid George RR Martin keeps promising that he's going to finish the next book, but he's been promising for YEARS (it was supposed to be released by the end of 2004, to give you context) and we're still seeing nothing. I understand that writing can't be rushed, but FOUR YEARS LATE? I'm not patient enough for this crap. Not when there's supposed to be something like seven or eight books and there's only four out and he can't even keep to his schedule.

He's an amazing writer and the books become darker and more ridiculous and more amazing the further in you get (though sometimes a bit over the top), but this is just absurd.

Yes, but you know what this means?

Slashfic.

Naturally, Tyrion/Jon Snow slash will feature highly.

[Darth Cupcake]

 

[Cain]

Tyrion is at a perfect height for giving blow jobs!

[LMNO]

Consider yourselves lucky that I have never read those books.

[Darth Cupcake]

Consider yourselves lucky that I have never read those books.

When I saw you had posted in this thread, my first thought was of panic that maybe you had.

The sense of relief that I felt when I saw that you have not read them is really borderline orgasmic.

[Cain]

Consider yourselves lucky that I have never read those books.

You can download them from http://www.anonib.com/bookchan/index.php?t=632

[LMNO]

Consider yourselves lucky that I have never read those books.

When I saw you had posted in this thread, my first thought was of panic that maybe you had.

The sense of relief that I felt when I saw that you have not read them is really borderline orgasmic.

Wow.  Either way then, I win.

[LMNO]

Consider yourselves lucky that I have never read those books.

You can download them from http://www.anonib.com/bookchan/index.php?t=632

MUA-HA-HA-HA!

[Cain]

They're .lit files, so you will need the ABC LIT Converter.

[Darth Cupcake]

And an absurd quantity of time on your hands.

They are long. Very long.

[Cain]

True.  The first book is 527 pages long, on my screen.

And that is A4 size pages.

[LMNO]

Gah.


Your innocent brains are safe.  For now.

[Eve]

Why is this thread unofficial, btw?

[Cainad (dec.)]

Why is this thread unofficial, btw?

To protest the official one, because we're Really Real Discordians who bite our thumbs at the "officials."

[Jasper]

That, and we couldn't get it sanctioned by anybody worth asking.