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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by trillian, August 05, 2008, 03:33:44 AM

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Manta Obscura

#75
October 31, 2008, 05:22:02 PM
"Who r u and y tha fuck arnt u cat?"

From a wrong number.
Everything I wish for myself, I wish for you also.

BADGE OF HONOR

#76
October 31, 2008, 06:14:15 PM
"Your crazy as fuck! just remember to bring glow sticks and trazadone"
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

the last yatto

#77
October 31, 2008, 09:27:01 PM
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#78
October 31, 2008, 09:38:15 PM
At 1:31 am this morning: 

"Tha sign indicates I sjpilf per my pants now but I think I have a rational alternative"
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#79
October 31, 2008, 11:32:58 PM
"I'm eating breakfast you fuck. I hope you're happy."
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Rumckle

#80
November 02, 2008, 01:45:16 AM
I am masturbating and crying, obviously
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

the last yatto

#81
November 02, 2008, 05:13:20 AM
in america you put in god we trust on your money
in russia we have no money
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

saturnine

#82
November 05, 2008, 07:07:02 AM
Quote from: TheScarletReaper on October 19, 2008, 11:06:20 PM
Tonight, we're going to rip it hardcore like porno flick bitches.

Jesus. I leave for like a year and a half, and when I come back, it's like everything's different. What the fuck is this board -- ACTIVE or somethin'?
I'm a green Discordian. I don't eat the bun OR the hot dog.
Click here to read "All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace" by Richard Brautigan

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#83
November 06, 2008, 07:47:06 AM
Well, maybe just most of your ass
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#84
November 07, 2008, 07:21:24 AM
"Daaaamn. The sale on those ended yastardday. And other meat or chucken parts you want. ;) "

"I liek small chunks. ;)"

BADGE OF HONOR

#85
November 07, 2008, 07:22:35 AM
"Onion creek!"


...from my landlord.   :?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Eve

#86
November 07, 2008, 11:53:33 AM
"Omg tranny hooker!"

"Bye eve, this is the closest we ever been"

"Yesssss :D He squished me! several times! a black man jtst tnld me the boogie man is gonna get me :("
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#87
November 24, 2008, 10:38:54 PM
"i looooooooove you i want to marry you and go on expeditions to find jew gold together!!!!!!!!!!"

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#88
November 24, 2008, 10:39:40 PM
Quote from: Eve on November 07, 2008, 11:53:33 AM
"Omg tranny hooker!"

"Bye eve, this is the closest we ever been"

"Yesssss :D He squished me! several times! a black man jtst tnld me the boogie man is gonna get me :("

OHAI THOSE WERE FROM ME!!!!!  :D

Suu

#89
November 25, 2008, 12:01:26 AM
"Osmosis gave me a hangover, wtf?"
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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