No trolling allowed...

[hooplala]

who says he's the only one who actually DOES shit?

or are we supposed to all come in here boasting and bragging about doing things that would probably end with us making Applebee's uniforms for 25 cents an hour if the wrong people found out?

shit, Roger, I guess we need to go get ourselves on the evening news to prove to some forumites that we're not just angry pixels.

People DO shit.  His was the effort most noticeable to get everyone on this forum together. ACTUALLY cooperate and do some shit.  He expressed a lot sentiments a lot of people agree with and tried to get a momentum for us to unify.

That's admirable.

As for people "bragging" what is the label of the Operation Mindfuck section?  No one cares and thats not the issue

I hate the fuck out of some people on this forum, why would I want to cooperate with them?

Also:  People "brag" about ideas in O:MF, they tend not to discuss actions they have performed which may get either them or this forum into any hot water.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

who says he's the only one who actually DOES shit?

or are we supposed to all come in here boasting and bragging about doing things that would probably end with us making Applebee's uniforms for 25 cents an hour if the wrong people found out?

shit, Roger, I guess we need to go get ourselves on the evening news to prove to some forumites that we're not just angry pixels.

People DO shit.  His was the effort most noticeable to get everyone on this forum together. ACTUALLY cooperate and do some shit.  He expressed a lot sentiments a lot of people agree with and tried to get a momentum for us to unify.

That's admirable.

As for people "bragging" what is the label of the Operation Mindfuck section?  No one cares and thats not the issue

I hate the fuck out of some people on this forum, why would I want to cooperate with them?

Also:  People "brag" about ideas in O:MF, they tend not to discuss actions they have performed which may get either them or this forum into any hot water.

Hush your mouf.  Here Lech is, taking part of his day to tell us how to be really really real Discordians for realness, and THAT is the thanks he gets?

[hooplala]

who says he's the only one who actually DOES shit?

or are we supposed to all come in here boasting and bragging about doing things that would probably end with us making Applebee's uniforms for 25 cents an hour if the wrong people found out?

shit, Roger, I guess we need to go get ourselves on the evening news to prove to some forumites that we're not just angry pixels.

People DO shit.  His was the effort most noticeable to get everyone on this forum together. ACTUALLY cooperate and do some shit.  He expressed a lot sentiments a lot of people agree with and tried to get a momentum for us to unify.

That's admirable.

As for people "bragging" what is the label of the Operation Mindfuck section?  No one cares and thats not the issue

I hate the fuck out of some people on this forum, why would I want to cooperate with them?

Also:  People "brag" about ideas in O:MF, they tend not to discuss actions they have performed which may get either them or this forum into any hot water.

Hush your mouf.  Here Lech is, taking part of his day to tell us how to be really really real Discordians for realness, and THAT is the thanks he gets?

I am an inconsiderate bastard... Lech, please tell me how to smile on my brother and get together and try to help one another RIGHT NOW!

[Pope Lecherous]

who says he's the only one who actually DOES shit?

or are we supposed to all come in here boasting and bragging about doing things that would probably end with us making Applebee's uniforms for 25 cents an hour if the wrong people found out?

shit, Roger, I guess we need to go get ourselves on the evening news to prove to some forumites that we're not just angry pixels.

People DO shit.  His was the effort most noticeable to get everyone on this forum together. ACTUALLY cooperate and do some shit.  He expressed a lot sentiments a lot of people agree with and tried to get a momentum for us to unify.

That's admirable.

As for people "bragging" what is the label of the Operation Mindfuck section?  No one cares and thats not the issue

I hate the fuck out of some people on this forum, why would I want to cooperate with them?

Also:  People "brag" about ideas in O:MF, they tend not to discuss actions they have performed which may get either them or this forum into any hot water.

Hush your mouf.  Here Lech is, taking part of his day to tell us how to be really really real Discordians for realness, and THAT is the thanks he gets?

I am an inconsiderate bastard... Lech, please tell me how to smile on my brother and get together and try to help one another RIGHT NOW!

There exists no need, Dr Hoopla.  Whatever this site provides to you or others is simply enough.  I get a lot from this place actually.  There is nothing wrong with wanting more though

[Pope Lecherous]

Hush your mouf.  Here Lech is, taking part of his day to tell us how to be really really real Discordians for realness, and THAT is the thanks he gets?

No No, master of the subject change.  My lack of faith puts me in a bad position to teach anything.  Besides, your cup is full.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Hush your mouf.  Here Lech is, taking part of his day to tell us how to be really really real Discordians for realness, and THAT is the thanks he gets?

No No, master of the subject change.  My lack of faith puts me in a bad position to teach anything.  Besides, your cup is full.

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW THAT?

[LMNO]

BECAUSE I POOMPED IN IT.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

BECAUSE I POOMPED IN IT.

I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE POOMP.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO WE WERE JUST AND THEN I ACCIDENTALLY THE POOMP.

IS THIS BAD?  I MEAN, THIS WAS THE WHOLE THING.

[Cramulus]

So a man walks into a Discordian forum site and expects to find people who beleive in true freedom.  Why is it that he finds multiple posts about what noobs should and shouldn't do?  Why are there "forum leaders"?  I feel a system here.  I feel THE system.  Please respond with why I'm wrong.  I was starting to enjoy it here...til i noticed the government that rules this place.

Government cannot give you freedom, it can only take it away

1. the advice for n00bs is there to prevent us from having the exact same discussion every day.
2. your accusation that we represent "THE system" will be resolved with more lurking on your part.
3. any time a large group of people gets together for a sustained amount of time, norms, protocol, and hierarchy will be established. This is a trait of humanity and not one we will sidestep by being "really real" Discordians. It is also necessary to complete certain projects. But note that here at PD, hierarchy isn't enforced. Some of the actual forum moderators rarely even post here.
4. be prepared to challenge your own notions about Discordia

My girlfriend recently informed me that another group of Discordians she knows were literally rolling on the floor laughing at the notions of Discordians having a serious discussion about intellectual property.

frankly,
I'd rather be in the group of Discordians that can take things seriously when they feel like it
than the group of Discordians that dogmatically embrace disorder

chaos =/= disorder, you know
there's two sides to every chao

[LMNO]

The CHao te CHing
CH 2

When the people of the world all know Order as Order,
there arises the recognition of Disorder.
When they all know there is such a thing as Illusion,
there arises the idea of Reality.

Therefore Order and Disorder produce each other,
Reality and Illusion trick each other,
Authority and Freedom define each other,
Love and Hate fuck each other.

So the wise spags look for the balance,
And stick their wrench into the Machine™.

They organize, but they do not Order.
They break apart, but they do not Disorder.
They act, but they Keep Their Fucking Mouths Shut.
And so are able to act again.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My girlfriend recently informed me that another group of Discordians she knows were literally rolling on the floor laughing at the notions of Discordians having a serious discussion about intellectual property.

I know a group that would have killed us all.

But they're down in Salizor.

[hooplala]

My girlfriend recently informed me that another group of Discordians she knows were literally rolling on the floor laughing at the notions of Discordians having a serious discussion about intellectual property.

I know a group that would have killed us all.

But they're down in Salizor.

Killed us all, and then used our corpses as paper dolls for the children.

If we're lucky.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My girlfriend recently informed me that another group of Discordians she knows were literally rolling on the floor laughing at the notions of Discordians having a serious discussion about intellectual property.

I know a group that would have killed us all.

But they're down in Salizor.

Killed us all, and then used our corpses as paper dolls for the children.

If we're lucky.

Fuck that.  I've SEEN those "children".

TGRR,
Knows that a 450 LB hairy intsec goon in a Little Orphan Annie dress doesn't count as a "child".

[hooplala]

My girlfriend recently informed me that another group of Discordians she knows were literally rolling on the floor laughing at the notions of Discordians having a serious discussion about intellectual property.

I know a group that would have killed us all.

But they're down in Salizor.

Killed us all, and then used our corpses as paper dolls for the children.

If we're lucky.

Fuck that.  I've SEEN those "children".

TGRR,
Knows that a 450 LB hairy intsec goon in a Little Orphan Annie dress doesn't count as a "child".

It's because Guido Montobono was snipped at an early age.  I have to admit, though, his singing makes me weep.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My girlfriend recently informed me that another group of Discordians she knows were literally rolling on the floor laughing at the notions of Discordians having a serious discussion about intellectual property.

I know a group that would have killed us all.

But they're down in Salizor.

Killed us all, and then used our corpses as paper dolls for the children.

If we're lucky.

Fuck that.  I've SEEN those "children".

TGRR,
Knows that a 450 LB hairy intsec goon in a Little Orphan Annie dress doesn't count as a "child".

It's because Guido Montobono was snipped at an early age.  I have to admit, though, his singing makes me weep.

Fuck this.  I'm drafting Enrico for Supreme Leader in 2012.